Mar 3, 2009

Jake Owen Parody

This parody is exceptional.... exceptionally sophomoric.

Don't Think I Can Doo Doo
(Parody of Jake Owen's top 10 hit, "Don't Think I Can't Love You")

I'm learnin' the hard way real late tonight
That beer and greasy food don't agree
And there's a few things that a stomach can't grind
The best things in life are stuck in me

Chorus:
Oh no, I should not have had those onion rings
No nachos with peppers, no pecan ice cream
Man I'll tell you right now there's a whole lot that just won't flow through
My butt's strainin', don't think I can doo doo

And now I'm on the throne and I'm gruntin' in pain
Hair slicked down cause I'm feelin' the heat
And as tight as I am, I can't pass a grain
So sweaty I might slide off the seat

Chorus:
Oh no, I should not have had those buffalo wings
No 12 pack of Coors, no ham and cheese things
Man I'm hurting right now there's a whole lot that just won't flow through
My butt's strainin', don't think I can doo doo

And no, I should not have had those onion rings
Think I'm gonna need a suppository
Cause I'll tell you right now that nothin' is gonna flow through
Oh baby, baby, baby, my butt's strainin', don't think I can doo doo

1 comment:

  1. That's nasty, butt we've all been there :)

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