Parody of Randy Houser's "Boots On"

Crocs On

(Parody of Randy Houser's "Boots On")

You can tell her life is hard

Soaps to watch and she's tired

Since the lab got busted

She's on stamps, ain't got a job

But that don't bring her tears

Still got a fridge full of beer

And she still goes out once in a while

And she does it in style

[Chorus]

In her dirty sweat pants

And that Bama shirt with holes

Hooters fanny pack

full of Marlboros

Hell she might just cause a scene

With those curlers tight and pink

No need to change a thing, screw y'all

She's goin' out with her Crocs on

Now I keep catching her eye

Like a big ol' chicken pie

Her on that hoverround

Me on the cookie aisle

Lord, she's sure lookin' fine

Like biggirllovin dot com

I'm excited thinkin' that I just might

leave Walmart with her alright

In her dirty sweat pants

And that Bama shirt with holes

Hooters fanny pack

full of Marlboros

Hell she might just cause a scene

With those curlers tight and pink

No need to change a thing, screw y'all

She's goin' out with her Crocs on

'Cause we are who we are and she's

the gal for me, yeah

And if the trailer's rockin'

well, don't you bother comin' knockin', y'all

It ain't no luck, it's destiny

[Chorus]

With her crocs on

She's gonna make sweet love

Ooh, with her crocs on