May 26, 2009

Zac Brown Band Parody

Welcome to the very first Country California/Farce the Music crossover day. Here are the lyrics to the song the ZBB rewrote for an STD awareness campaign as mentioned in this "fake news" story at Country California. And see the new ZBB "Fun With Charts & Graphs" just below! Thanks to CM for putting up with my twisted ideas. :)

Whateveritis
(Parody of the Zac Brown Band's "Whatever It Is")

She's got thighs that stay open wide
And lips that taste like some other guy
And her dirty mind is in the gutter everytime
She's got a burning sensation when she pees
Think it might be venereal disease
Tired of being scared that the girl's gonna pass it to me

She's got whateveritis
Getting tested today
Yeah, the girl's been around the block a time or two
She swears this time she's home to stay
She's got whateveritis
The doc knows what to do
For a two week cycle
Gotta take that Cipro pill cause baby I love you
You got whatever it is

Folks say I shoulda got a clue on our very first date
When every guy we passed would smile and say "hey"
And the way she reached down in her jeans to scratch
People ask me what the hell, tell 'em I don't know
Gonna make an honest woman out of this ho, that's right
Soon as she loses this clap

She's got whateveritis
Getting tested today
Yeah, the girl's been around the block a time or two
She swears this time she's home to stay
She's got whateveritis
The doc knows what to do
For a two week cycle
Gotta take that Cipro pill cause baby I love you
You got whatever it is

Bridge
When she loves me
I'm kinda scared to feel
When she loves me
My contagious girl
When she loves me
Gotta wear two condoms
When she loves me
Think I'm in big trouble...

(Repeat Chorus)

2 comments:

  1. LOL, I know gals like that.

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