Jun 28, 2009

Kenny Chesney Parody Take Two

By the popular demand of many, many very specific web searches that led people to the previous version, I have written a second parody for a popular hit song (based on the title that was being searching for). Obviously I can't say what will and won't offend you, but I hope that you will take this for the parody of the song, the satire of gay stereotypes and the spoof on Kenny's supposed hidden sexual preference that I mean it to be. I considered this title the first go-round, but figured it was too obvious. On second thought....

(I Came) Out Last Night
(Parody of Kenny Chesney's "Out Last Night")

I came out last night
Perez he says that it's true
Sipped martinis last night
Discussed a few musicals too

There were boys from West Memphis and Caroline,
Maine, Miami, and the lower east side
All fixed up, having a fabulous time

Yeah, I came out last night
One dare started leading to another
Out last night, hitting on everybody and his brother

There were two karaoke girls, and most guys stared
Their skirts were really short but I didn't care
Cuz Ty's chest was buff and bare
I came out last night

Well you know I'm a country boy
Closeted in East Tennessee
Last night I became overjoyed
With a few tasty fruit drinks in me

I was a jockey, fireman, a dude into rap, Brad Pitt's lover, and a man wearing chaps
Anything I thought would get me some staff

Yeah, I came out last night
One fling started leading to another
Out last night, hitting on everybody and his brother

There I was talking fashion and not watching sports
Except for skiing and boating of course
Cut off my blue jeans into shorty shorts
When I came out last night

Well, my career is sure over when the video hits YouTube
Of me singing "Never Wanted Nothin' More" to some dude

Oh I came out last night
One dance started leading to another
Out last night
Like it's really a great shock to discover

I was dancing with no ladies
Feelin' light in my shoes
Pairing off with Virgil and getting loose
Should have seen that camera's light
When I came out last night

4 comments:

  1. You owe me a new pare of pants. I just wet myself.

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  2. I can't hear it. NO music? No video? Don't worry. I got your back.

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  3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtClrSQ7So0

    This is how to do a parody.

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  4. This is how to delete your rude comments... nah. I can't play guitar so my parodies will continue to be lyrics only until such time I learn to play. Yours is pretty good, I must say... but mine's funnier.

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