Parody of Jimmy Wayne's "I Will"

I'm Whipped

(parody of Jimmy Wayne's "I Will")

Oh, girl it's you

I bow down to

the one I've been dreamin' of

Now that I know

It's hard to let go

I don't want to lose your love

Here's what I will do

To make you always stay here

Be more of a sister than a lover or mate

If you go out ho'ing

I won't say a word

Girl, I am compliant

Remember for sure

I'm whipped and I will

Give up my balls for you

if you want 'em

Revoke my manhood

you already own it

I'll do anything

It's no shame to bear

It's true

I'm whipped, I'm whipped, I'm whipped

The tears in my eyes

And joy in my life

You're the source of happiness

Do you feel the same

Or am I a little strange

Call me names, get it off your chest

I don't wanna creep you out

Like a stranger

Girl don't call the cops on me now

I thought you and me were a thing

Just slap my face

Or use your knee

It won't cause me pain

I'm whipped, I will

Give up my balls for you

if you want 'em

Revoke my manhood

you already own it

I'll do anything

It's no shame to bear

It's true

I'm whipped, I'm whipped, I'm whipped

I'll grant your wishes every one, 

I'll cut ties with the guys just to hold you

I'm whipped

If you need a woman to talk to 

Well, I'm nearly one it's true

I'm whipped

ah ha

Give up my balls for you

if you want 'em

Revoke my manhood

you already own it

I'll do anything

It's no shame to bear

It's true

I'm whipped, I'm whipped, I'm whipped