Aug 5, 2009

Billy Currington "People Are Crazy" Lyric Parody

People Are Lazy
(Parody of Billy Currington's "People Are Crazy")

Me and this old fart
At this run down redneck bar
Were shootin' us some bull and
Drinkin' too much beer
Laughin', talkin' sh*t
Pointing out the ugly chicks
Makin' fun of hicks and
Being a couple of dicks

We talked about this town
It's old and falling down
The water is smelly brown,
God's ashamed, beer is good and people are lazy

He said "I've dodged a war,
Six times I've got divorced"
What put you on welfare roles?
I belched "Damn if I know"
We talked bout the President
How he's stealin' every cent
We can't pay trailer rent
And still afford to get bent

We pondered the Bachelorette
Over some cigarettes
Cussin' how football ain't started back yet
Oh, God's ashamed, beer is good and people are lazy

Last call was 2:00am
We both threw up and then
I never saw that dude again

Till just yesterday
I saw the old fart's face
Up on a big billboard
For not payin' his child support
And right next to him was me
"Bitch turned me in" I swore
Yeah, I was mad as hell
I can't pay, I been in jail
So I left town today
Going the Greyhound way
And guess who I ran into in seat 5-A
(and he had a six pack with him!)
You know, God's ashamed, beer is good and people are lazy

God's ashamed, beer is good and people are lazy
God's ashamed, beer is good and people are lazy

3 comments:

  1. Country Music has no originality anymore. Just a bunch of regurgitated junk, and Billy Currington’s “God Is Great, Beer Is Good, People Are Crazy” is the prime example.

    What a stupid song! It’s as if someone sat down and pulled out a bunch of Country Music cliches. No originality whatsoever!

    Let’s see: Let’s have an old man giving advice in a bar…it’s worked before in songs like “Girls, Women, Ladies”, and “Old Dogs, Children, Watermelon Wine” and “Don’t Blink” and “Dust On The Bottle” and “Chiseled In Stone”…etc, etc. Yeah, advice from old men in bars, that’s a tried-and-true premise for a country song! Gotta have that, son!

    Now, let’s see…what else is needed for it to be a Country song? I know! You gotta mention God! President Obama says that these country folks cling to guns and religion…so be sure to get God and prayer in there, okay?

    What else? Hmmm. I GOT IT! BEER! Country people LOVE BEER! BEER IS GOOOOOOOOD! Especially by the six pack…six pack is a fun reference to beer, make sure to get six pack in there, okay?

    And, uh…let’s see….CRAZY! Oh, you could write a book about how many Country songs say CRAZY! “Crazy” by Patsy Cline, “I’ve Always Been Crazy” by Waylon Jennings, “Crazy In Love” by Conway Twitty, “I Guess I’m Crazy” by Kenny Rogers, “That Song Is Driving Me Crazy” by Tom T. Hall….YEAH, DEFINITELY USE CRAZY IN THE SONG! The crazier, the better!

    Well, this song is pretty Country, but we seem to be missing something. Hmmm. Of course, we’ll somehow work in dogs, divorce, cigarettes, and whiskey….oh yeah, I got it! Make the old man a veteran and then have him die at the end of the song!

    IT’S A FRIGGIN’ COUNTRY MASTERPIECE!

    Just a bunch of stereotypical country crap they recycled and threw together, and the idiot public bought it again.

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