Skank
(Parody of Reba's "Strange")
He rolled out feelin' good about himself
His Ed Hardy t-shirt
True Religion jeans, yeah pimped out
At the spot with his good friends, chasin' some sex
Jager for starts
Had a fine lady befriended
He got himself a piece
Proud of himself until the a.m.
Skank, talk about suck, he woke up
With a ho' beside him
Skank, he better see the doc, have a talk
Get a test to see if he's contagious
He got tanked, drunk lust
Skank
Thinks he lost his mind to spend the night with that wreck
He damn sure regrets it
She smells like Camels
And her tattooed face ain't quite as sexy
As it was last night
After way too many drinks
Chained and pierced, this can't be good
Better get lost, he's wasting time
Skank, talk about suck, he woke up
With a ho' beside him
Skank, He better see the doc, have a talk
Get a test to see if he's contagious
He's ashamed, so much
Skank
Skank
Skank, talk about suck he woke up
With a ho' beside him
Skank, he better she's contagious
He got tanked, drunk lust
Skank
Skank, talk about scared he woke up
With a wild coyote
Skank, skank
Is this a paradoy of Reba or Kenny? Sounds a lot like "out last night".
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