10. They aren't LoCash Cowboys
09. Make the world safe for mundanity, mediocrity and milquetoast
08. Give the military an effective interrogation option now that most physical methods have been outlawed
07. Provide contrast on the radio to remind us just how damn good Jamey Johnson is
06. Keep hair gel industry afloat through these rocky financial times
05. Roughstock gave them a positive review
04. Help Rodney Atkins feel more confident about his vocal abilities
03. Country listeners won't forget about terminal illnesses as long as RF's on the scene
02. Lead singer proof that average-looking (occasionally chubby) guys can be sex symbols
01. They aren't Chuck Wicks
Oh, and I'm fairly certain I stole this idea from CM at www.countrycalifornia.com
Not sure if you stole the idea, but it does seem like something I'd do... except that mine wouldn't be as funny.
ReplyDeleteOh, and Chuck Wicks > Rascal Flatts.
Hmm. I thought I knew you Mr. Wilcox. RF has at least 3 songs I might admit to liking as a guilty pleasure. Wicks has 0.
ReplyDeleteBut Wicks' voice bleeds into the background like elevator muzak, whereas LeVox's demands my attention and actively enrages me... especially any time he attempts to sing anything that isn't a ballad.
ReplyDeleteRascal Flatts are bound to have more songs you like, if only for the fact that they've released six albums to Wicksy's one.
Rascal Flatts is an awesome Countey/Rock band.
ReplyDeleteI have seen them in concert manytimes.
That picture on #2 looks frighteningly similar to Collin Raye.
ReplyDeleteGuilty as charged on giving "Why" a positive review.
ReplyDeleteHa ha, hope y'all know that's just a lil' running joke, Ten Pound. I love reading reviews on Roughstock. You guys are just a lot friendlier than me. :)
ReplyDeleteOh, and I think Anonymous is a fake.