Dec 3, 2009

Top 10 Ways Jason Aldean is Trying to Look Tougher

10. Letting blonde highlights grow out

09. Studying hip-hop album covers to work on his scowl

08. Manlier earrings

07. Using sandpaper and gravel to roughen up supple hands

06. Practicing intimidating poses in his full length mirror, growling

05. Having peach fuzz dyed black

04. Punching self in face, rehearsing bar fight story

03. Putting a "Peeing Calvin" sticker on his Prius

02. Getting dragon tattoo over old one that said "I Heart LOLcats!"

01. Standing close to Chuck Wicks to look like Chuck Norris in comparison

8 complaints:

Anonymous said...

I bet you wouldn't tell him none of this to his face. He's manley to me.

Razor X said...

What do manly earrings look like? lol. Great job as always.

Anonymous said...

Yes, I'm intimidated by that pose.

Courtney said...

I LOVE Jason Aldean. How Rude. Get a life. Chances are he is probably more famous than you.

Trailer said...

You think?

J.R. Journey said...

... and of course fame is the ultimate barometer of a person's worth.

Anonymous said...

You guys are soo lame, is this all you do?? Just sit around makeing fun of other people who have made a damn good life for themselfs and their family??? Sounds like you need to get a life of your own because it won't go nowhere just wasteing your time doing this!!!

Anonymous said...

I think someone's a bit jealous- or worse- envious of what Jason Aldean has accomplished. He's made his way through the Country music charts & many people's hearts (including me). He's a good guy, a caring father, and a wonderful husband. Someday I hope I find a man half as good.

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