Dec 3, 2009

Top 10 Ways Jason Aldean is Trying to Look Tougher


10. Letting blonde highlights grow out

09. Studying hip-hop album covers to work on his scowl

08. Manlier earrings

07. Using sandpaper and gravel to roughen up supple hands

06. Practicing intimidating poses in his full length mirror, growling

05. Having peach fuzz dyed black

04. Punching self in face, rehearsing bar fight story

03. Putting a "Peeing Calvin" sticker on his Prius

02. Getting dragon tattoo over old one that said "I Heart LOLcats!"

01. Standing close to Chuck Wicks to look like Chuck Norris in comparison

14 comments:

  1. I bet you wouldn't tell him none of this to his face. He's manley to me.

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  2. What do manly earrings look like? lol. Great job as always.

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  3. Yes, I'm intimidated by that pose.

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  4. I LOVE Jason Aldean. How Rude. Get a life. Chances are he is probably more famous than you.

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  5. ... and of course fame is the ultimate barometer of a person's worth.

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  6. You guys are soo lame, is this all you do?? Just sit around makeing fun of other people who have made a damn good life for themselfs and their family??? Sounds like you need to get a life of your own because it won't go nowhere just wasteing your time doing this!!!

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  7. I think someone's a bit jealous- or worse- envious of what Jason Aldean has accomplished. He's made his way through the Country music charts & many people's hearts (including me). He's a good guy, a caring father, and a wonderful husband. Someday I hope I find a man half as good.

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  8. Who cares if anyone's jealous of Jason Aldean? This is a funny post that makes fun of him. I'm sure he's a great guy, caring father and awesome husband, but so what? The post making fun of him trying to look tough isn't denying any of that. And anyhow its funny how he tries to look tough and its good comedy.

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  9. It's called satire, people...lay off

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  10. Oh, and learn to spell...

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  11. Well I don't necessarily agree with any of this but we all have opinions and are free to share them I guess!

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  12. He is now the owner of a kick ass Raptor truck...Prius, my ass....lol

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  13. 11. Eating gravel, thinking he will have "gravel" in his voice.

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