A satirical country lyric

If You Say I'm Not a Country Boy

If you say I'm not a country boy

I'll show you that's a lie

I'll crank my truck and shoot a duck

And spit Beechnut in your eye

If you say I'm not a country boy

You 'bout to learn the facts

I'll play some Hank and drink a drank

And wear jeans that show my crack

Chorus

So don't you go and disrespect

Homie I'll put your *ss in check

Ride up in my one-five-oh

Leave you bleeding on the flo'

Singin' "Oh you didn't know?"

If you say I'm not a country boy

Better own a graveyard plot

I'm country bred, my neck is red

And I'll leave yo wangsta' ass shot

(Repeat Chorus)

Bridge

Never mind these hip-hop beats

And these urban dictionary words

Cause I'm country as Strait

Got a Nascar plate

And I can whistle dixie, ya' heard?

So, think twice before you disrespect

Hater, you best come correct

Ride up in my one-five-oh

Leave you bleeding on the flo'

Singin' "Oh you didn't know?"

Tag:

If you say I'm not a country boy

Say I'm not, b*tch!

Oh no you dih–int!!

©2010 Corey Parkman