Feb 7, 2010

Top 10 Ways Today Resembled a Fairy Tale*

10. Bed had a lump in it

9. Was accosted by wicked witch

8. Climbed beanstalk, busted ass

7. Wished frog was a prince

6. Cleaned house, talked to rats

5. Grumpy husband complained about porridge for supper

4. Lied & smoked cigarettes

3. Wanted to lie down and sleep for 20 years

2. Fattened up children with junk food and candy

1. Angry old man forced me to do hard labor



*Based on a survey of 2,000 non-country singer millionaire females

4 comments:

  1. Taylor Swift's current single is called "Today Was a Fairy Tale."

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  2. The top 10 lists are among my favorites.

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  3. Not as funny as the Chuck Wicks one, but still hilarious.

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