May 24, 2010

Top 10 Thoughts Bucky Covington Has Had Today

10. I can't believe I met the real Barney Fife today! Awesome!

09. It feels like there's a silverfish in my hair... yeah, there's definitely a silverfish in my hair.

08. I wonder if Sawyer Brown was named after that guy on Lost... wait, that wouldn't make sense .....he's white

07. Boy, Kellie Pickler's intelligence intimidates me

06. I still say me and Autotune got screwed out of the ACM nomination for vocal event of the year for our duet on "Gotta Be Somebody"

05. So what happens if you're in the back of a truck and there's nobody around to open the tailgate?

04. Aw snap! I'm the one millionth visitor to this site! I won an iPad!!!

03. My fans are so awesome. It was cool when that hairy dude got me to sign his boob last night... or was that a woman?

02. Take a step, take a breath, take a step, take a breath, chew gum... uh, ...crap!

01. Aw snap! I'm on a roll! I won another iPad!!!

14 comments:

  1. What's ur problem with Bucky? You don't even know him. I bet he's smarter than u and he's definitely classier. Get a life.

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  2. Evidenced by the attention to grammar his fans show.

    Fun fact of the day...Sawyer Brown is actually named after a street in Bellevue, which is a suburb of Nashville.

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  3. Bucky is NOT like you're saying! Bucky is intelligent, handsome, talented, sweet, funny and puts on an AWESOME show! YOU SUCK!!! Teri

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  4. If this is your idea of humor...you failed. Bucky is an amazing talent and an amazing person as well. But I guess silly things like this make you feel big, so whatever.

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  5. That was a very poor waste of internet space. Nothing better for you to do in life than to type this garbage and save it on a website. I feel sorry for you. But I'm sure Bucky could care less as he entertains his fans and watches his bank account continue to fill up.

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  6. Bucky can't even spell his first name without help.

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  7. This is complete garbage. Bucky is an intelligent person, unlike the writer of this trash. There is funny and than there is just plain idiotic stupidity at others expense.

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  8. I find it amusing reading all the funny comments left by fans lol, Funny list

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  9. HA HA HA HA HA...the Bucky Fans make me gigglesnort!

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  10. Wow, all these crazed "Bucky's Suckettes" fangurls and fanboyz just can't handle the truth can they? I hear Sucky is going to be on TV but they had to lower the show standards and changed it's name to "So You Think You Are Smarter Than a Kindergartner"...

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  11. You know... I just love getting you Bucky fans riled up. I'd never claim to be a genius but I did know Billy Bob Thornton was in Slingblade.

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  12. I thought it was pretty funny... I don't know Bucky personally, he may be the nicest guy in the world and help lil old ladies across the street, but his music blows. Actually, that may not be fair either, it's not bad for pop music, but I like COUNTRY music.

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  13. All u haters are so jealous of Bucky!!! It is actually funny how jealous you guys are...but more pathetic than anything! Have fun blogging away your lives while he lives it up with a hot girlfriend and anything else he wants!

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  14. This post is totally false and outrageous!! Bucky Covington could not have had ten complete thoughts in one day. At most he had three. Please stop spreading falsehoods about Bucky Covington.

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