Sep 19, 2010

Top 10 Changes the Success of Jamey Johnson's "The Guitar Song" Will Bring Upon Nashville

10. Jason Aldean will attempt to grow a beard, unsuccessfully

09. Demo of "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk" sung by JJ will be leaked in hopes of damaging his cred

08. Curb Records to sign homeless man named James E. Johnson

07. Country as a whole embraces honesty, eschews pop influences, stops valuing image over substance, returns to roots. (Also, bacon rains from sky and Los Angeles Lakers win Super Bowl)

06. Taylor Swift asked by management to consider a temporary drug habit

05. Title-track duet partner Bill Anderson refuses Brad Paisley's next round of silly between-song skits because he's now a "serious" artist

04. Rascal Flatts' next release will be a double album. Side 1: The "CR" Album; Side 2: The "AP" Album

03. Fame-weary Jamey will disappear into the Appalachians, smoking a pipe, never to be heard from again except in mountain lore

02. Martina McBride will attempt to grow a beard, successfully

01. Eh, pretty much business as usual, cute blondes, fake cowboys, committee written songs, mindless filler between ads

4 comments:

  1. HA HA HA...I am SO waiting for the Taylor Swift breakdown! I want some headshaving and some mystery coke in her purse!

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  2. I would think 'Dead Umbrella' would be a more likely JJ song. All about how he and his sweetheart used to take long, romantic walks in the rain, but now she's left him and the umbrella has gone mouldy and bits are rotting through on it. It's symbolic.

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  3. I'm all for most of these things happening, especially #6. I'd certainly have more respect for TS is she had a few more battle-scars.

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  4. I'm sorry I don't have more respect for someone because they have "battle-scars" especially if battle scars mean abusing drugs or acting destructive toward yourself or others. I have less respect for those people not more.

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