Nov 3, 2010

Lady Antebellum lyric parody

Wally World
(parody of Lady Antebellum's "Hello World")

Parking lot
Smells like crotch
Spot opens up in the front after I parked in the back
I see an obese man, parked in handicap
No sticker on his Chevrolet
His massive hands, steer a Hoveround, and he scowls at me

Hey Wally World
How you been?
Hate to see you, can't pretend
Sometimes I fear, walking into here
Chokin' back my sad and angry tears
This place is hell, Why do I do this to myself? Oh Wally World

Every time I choose the cleanest grocery cart
Its got one broken wheel, it squeals and pulls left real hard
Maybe I should step aside, say a prayer
But it's even more than God can bear
Oh I'm getting scared, I pray my life to spare

Well Wally World
How you been?
Hate to see you, can't pretend
I lose my smile on the center aisle
Wife just wants chips, have to walk a mile
This place is hell, Why do I do this to myself?
Oh Wally World

Lady forgets what the express lane's for, twenty or less, she's got 34
She needs a price check
On a five dollar dress
I blame my wife, that I may spend my life in Wally World

Wally World
Cutting prices everyday
But with your soul you will pay
The light stops flashing green
I fall down on my knees
In Wally World, Wally World, Wally World

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