10. Cha-ching!
09. She won't require as much Autotune as Rebecca Black, anyway.
08. Homina homina homina
07. Maybe she can get me her husband's autograph!
06. Where did I leave my damn keys?
05. Well, we'll save on the photo touchups for the album art.
04. Geez, it's not like she sings as bad as Bob Dylan.
03. When it doesn't sell, we'll claim anti-Liberal actress bias.
02. Crack cocaine
01. Crystal methamphetamine
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