Apr 13, 2011

Country Girl A**: a satire

Country Girl Ass
©2011 FTM Satire

Verse 1
You may surprised to realize
Us country boys get country high
On country girl anatomies
The way they walk, not how they talk
We focus on badonkadonk
If you know what I mean

Build
Butt, I ain't one for subtlety
Hick chick heinie is what I need

Chorus
I love country girl ass
Conversation? No, I'll pass
I love country girl ass
Personality comes last
I'm all about that rural behind
Matter over mind, I'll tell you fast
I love country girl ass

Verse 2
Hey, country girl, shake it for me
That cushion where your thighbones meet
Your dirt road derriere
And I don't care what you've got on
A short skirt, Lees or a little thong
Long as you got junk to spare

Build
And I don't want to date you girl
Just give that gluteus a whirl

Chorus
I love country girl ass
Be a gentleman? No, I'll pass
I love country girl ass
Coveting booty, that's my task
I'm all about that rustic rump
Just make it pump till you get a rash
I love country girl ass

Bridge
Now I like Jesus, I like NASCAR
And American red, white and blue
But I love the place where your flesh parts
I wanna railroad your caboose

I love country girl ass
Posterior baby, or I'll pass
I love country girl ass
I prefer a thick-figured lass
I'm all about that backwoods butt
The place God cut the kindest slash
I love country girl ass

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