Country Girl A**: a satire

Country Girl Ass

©2011 FTM Satire

Verse 1

You may surprised to realize

Us country boys get country high

On country girl anatomies

The way they walk, not how they talk

We focus on badonkadonk

If you know what I mean

Build

Butt, I ain't one for subtlety

Hick chick heinie is what I need

Chorus

I love country girl ass

Conversation? No, I'll pass

I love country girl ass

Personality comes last

I'm all about that rural behind

Matter over mind, I'll tell you fast

I love country girl ass

Verse 2

Hey, country girl, shake it for me

That cushion where your thighbones meet

Your dirt road derriere

And I don't care what you've got on

A short skirt, Lees or a little thong

Long as you got junk to spare

Build

And I don't want to date you girl

Just give that gluteus a whirl

Chorus

I love country girl ass

Be a gentleman? No, I'll pass

I love country girl ass

Coveting booty, that's my task

I'm all about that rustic rump

Just make it pump till you get a rash

I love country girl ass

Bridge

Now I like Jesus, I like NASCAR

And American red, white and blue

But I love the place where your flesh parts

I wanna railroad your caboose

I love country girl ass

Posterior baby, or I'll pass

I love country girl ass

I prefer a thick-figured lass

I'm all about that backwoods butt

The place God cut the kindest slash

I love country girl ass