Apr 27, 2011

Satirical Lyrical: Token Summer Song

Token Summer Song
©2011 FTM Satire

Flip flops, cutoffs, one armed tan
Catfish, bonfire, beer in hand
Southern belles in bikini tops
Cigarettes and dodging the cops

This is my token summer song
Ride your jet ski and sing along
Mow the grass and kiss my ass
And party till daylight's gone
Hey, this is my token summer song

June, July and August too
Red sunburns and Red Man chew
Merle, Cash, Waylon on the stereo
And don't forget David Allan Coe

This is my token summer song
Fire up the grill and sing along
Swat a bug, take a Miller chug
And take off what you got on
Hey, this is my token summer song

Bridge
My life sucks every day for eight
Till I punch the clock in the face
Then I'm rollin' like my truck is stolen
Thank God for summer days

This is my token summer song
So hitch your Starcraft off the lawn
It's so rad to get radio adds
Predictable as winter's long
Hey, this is my token summer song

2 comments:

  1. The generic paint by numbers summer songs are annoying but at least they aren't as bad as the awful "I'm a patriot and I love God and Im a redneck" junk that makes its way to the air.

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  2. AAB(b)A in the bridge even, just like a pro. :)

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