Satirical Lyrical: Never Mind the Tatts

Never Mind the Tatts

©2011 FTM Satire

Hey y'all, remember me?

Just bought a new house in Tennessee

With the cash I made in alternative rock

But that ain't sellin' and the bills don't stop

So here I am

A country boy by damn

I've got a new drawl

And listen to me yell yeehaw

So, I'm from up north

There's dirt roads in New York

If I ain't country, I'll eat my hat

Never mind the tatts

I like salutin' the American flag

Buyin' Marlboros and taking a drag

I like to drive my new pickup real fast

And listen to me say "Johnny Cash!"

Oh, here I am

A country boy by damn

I've got a new twang

And listen to me yell hot dang!

So I pierced my nose

I'm dirty as a gravel road

If I ain't country, I'll eat my hat

Never mind the tatts

Bridge

Never mind the Mercedes Benz

Never mind my Hollywood friends

Never mind what TMZ might say

That whole gay thing was just a phase

And here I am

A country boy by damn

I've got a new drawl

And listen to me yell yeehaw

So I'm from up north

Shootin' coons is my favorite sport

If I ain't country, I'll eat my hat

Never mind the tatts