10. A double-wide trailer in default
09. One of these
08. At least one appearance on either COPS or To Catch a Predator
07. A wife-beater drawer in their dresser
06. Third degree burns from recent meth lab explosion
05. A wallet chain, but no bike and nothing in the wallet
04. A half-off discount at the dentist (due to having half a set of teeth)
03. A mailbox like this
02. An itchy rash that poison ivy didn't give and Benedryl won't cure
01. Multiple restraining orders filed by female family members
Honorable mention:
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Racist fucks
ReplyDeleteWats wrong with the way we live
Deletefuck you little city prick.
ReplyDeleteYou don't have to be from the city - I'm not - or a country hater - I'm not - to hate Brantley Gilbert's music.
ReplyDeleteTrailer is right! If there's one thing people from the city, the suburbs and the country can all agree on, its that Brantley GIlbert's music sucks the big one. Hell, Democrats and Republicans can agree on it too! Jews, Protestants, Catholics, Muslims and atheists all can agree! Brantley Gilbert's music sucks! Hell, after a drink or two, I bet even Brantley Gilbert would agree that his music eats it.
ReplyDeleteActually, Brantley Gilbert's music is the BEST music. This post is the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
DeleteWaylon Jennings and Johnny Cash are great! Brantley needs needs another 20-30 years before he is considered in the same breath! So far he SUCKS!
ReplyDeleteJust wondering why are you a hater just wondering I mean it just seems like a waste of time and energy. Not trying to start anything just an honest question.
ReplyDeleteTrailer's not a hater. He just has class and taste.
DeleteAnd hating Brantley Gilbert's "artistry" (if you can call it that) doesn't really take that much energy from such people. In fact, it comes as naturally as breathing.