Mar 22, 2012

You Suck as a Music Fan Vol. 5












If the only song you like on The Hunger Games soundtrack is the Maroon 5 track


If you think Rascal Flatts is real country music or that Eric Church is a real country music outlaw. - Mitch Norris from FB


If you only go to concerts to sit on your boyfriend's shoulders and show your tits.


If you think the members of Rascal Flatts are men. - Matthew Waga from FB


If you frequently defend the honor of your favorite singer on blogs and message boards - using bad grammar, name-calling and misspelled words.


You stand in the back or the merch table at shows because you think you're too cool or too important. - @cmaccini88


If you have any Brantley Gilbert lyrics tattooed on your body.


If you don't know the importance and influence of Woody Guthrie on American music. - Amy Stillwell Hiser from FB


If you have NO live cuts on your music player. - Kody Mac from FB


If you didn't like Johnny Cash until rappers started mentioning him.


If you request Taylor Swift songs from a female singer-songwriter. - Thomas McAleer from FB


If your favorite rapper has three names and the middle one is "Flocka."


If you've ever been in a fistfight at a Colt Ford show. (or if you've BEEN to a Colt Ford show)


If you namecheck Waylon and don't have a clue who Roy Acuff is (Looking at you Brantley Gilbert) ;) - Rodney Smith from FB


If you drink Bud Light. - Bryan Childs (@autopsy4) from FB


If you request Wagon Wheel, Freebird, Carney Man or anything by Kenny Chesney/Toby Keith at every show you go to, regardless of who's on stage. - Melissa Galvan from FB


If you won't listen to it unless Pitchfork gave it a 8.0 or better.


If you were one of the people watching the Grammy's that tweeted, "Who's Paul McCartney??" - Lee Kelley from FB


If you only listen to bands that radio stations in MS play all day. - @petermicah


If "Your Body is a Wonderland" really speaks to you.


If you've ever referred to the Akins family as "Country Music Royalty" - @ohbuffalo


If you think Whitney Houston (rest her soul) wrote "I Will Always Love You." 


If u refer to #redsolocup as an anthem. - @ecaxshowcattle


If you post Jason Aldean lyrics over pictures of nice scenery on Tumblr.


If you've played Brantley Gilbert on the jukebox...or anywhere. - @Evans_GW


If you think @blackberrysmoke is a type of weed. - @ohbuffalo


If you go to a concert to socialize and drink rather than to listen to music. Corollary: You think it's boring when an artists just stands there and sings. (e.g. Strait, Jackson, etc.) - Andrew Lacy from FB


If you only like rappers with a criminal record.


If in the middle of their set...you ask "who are these guys" - Paul Munjoy from FB


If Coldplay is your favorite indie band.


If you have to tell everyone in the crowd how the band changed your life and somehow write songs about you - @nolimitcattleco


If you send your friends pics from the Brantley Gilbert concert, assuming they care - @_redassassin_

6 comments:

  1. if the only Steve Earle song you can name is "Copperhead Road"-or you think it's Lynrd Skynryd.

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    1. Or "The Devil's Right Hand." Those two songs right there, if I never hear them again, I will die happy.

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  2. I don't really agree with this one: "If you go to a concert to socialize and drink rather than to listen to music." A lot of the point of music is to bring people together, help them bond, et cetera. Sometimes the fact that a song is popular or one that your friends like or can relate to may actually be more important than the content of the song, the musicianship, et cetera.

    I get it: Some people say they like the music for its own sake. And I don't blame them. But for many people, a lot of music's value really isn't about the music itself. And I don't think that makes them suck as music fans.

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    1. You suck when you're talking and socializing fucks it up for someone else who paid their hard earned money to come enjoy the music....PERIOD.

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    2. I'm really impressed with the time you took to make that post the best it could be.

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  3. I disagree with above commenter. And the music fans at shows want you to pipe down so they can listen

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