Dec 5, 2012

Toby Keith Parody

This is kind of an oldie, but it might still be funny to those
of you with a third grade sense of humor (like me).



Need To Potty
(Parody of Toby Keith’s “She’s a Hottie”)

We were jammed in traffic on I-59
My four year old was swayin’ side to side, 
Hunched in his booster seat, squeezing his hips
It happens every time we take a trip

Hey mama, think I’ve gotta
Turn loose of all this juice and water
So find a McDonalds or a rest stop, won’t ya dad?
If I don’t get relief this could really get bad

Potty! Need to potty!! Hey listen up everybody! 
The Iron Man on my underpants
‘bout to turn into Aquaman
Potty! Need to potty!! My tummy’s feelin’ oddly
Oh no ­­­mommy mommy, drive fast daddy daddy, ah ah ah ah ahhhhh 

We were sittin’ in church
Preacher reading a verse
My son dropped his crayon, lookin’ kinda sick
Teardrops in his eyes, he whispered “Uh oh”, I was feelin’ like Noah before the big flow, 
It hurts! Gonna squirt!!! 
He’s sweatin’ through his polo shirt
Mama gotta get that boy to the bathroom and don’t be late
Quick before he gets ahold of the offerin’ plate

Potty! Need to potty!! Hey listen up everybody! 
Preacher shook his head at the scene
Choir lady fainted when he screamed
Potty! Need to potty!! My tummy’s feelin’ oddly
Oh no ­­­mommy mommy, move move daddy daddy, ah ah ah ah ahhhhh 

One Friday night, got the boy off to sleep, 
My wife dimmed the lights and kissed me on the cheek, 
We sipped a little wine and it was getting real hot
When the boy came runnin’ in holding his crotch

Potty! Need to potty!! And I’m so scared of the dark mommy! 
Somebody please come take me to go
Before my private place explodes
Potty! Need to potty!! My sheets are kinda spotty
Get up mommy mommy, what’s wrong daddy daddy?, ah ah ah ah ahhhhh 

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