Feb 9, 2013

From the Archives: Taylor Swift Parody

from JAN 5, 2009


Mother-in-Law
(Parody of Taylor Swift’s “Tim McGraw”)

My wife said we’ll have a real good time
She’ll only stay a couple of nights
I said “That’s a lie”
She’ll pull up in her SUV
2 weeks of luggage behind the seat
Wearin’ an evil smile
An’ I’ll be fit to be tied before too long
Smokin’ on the back porch wishin’ that battle axe was gone

When I think mother-in-law
I don’t feel too good at all
I dread each visit, every call
Her voice like a goat caught in a gate
And I’ll know happiness
On the day she’s laid to rest
I know she’ll give the good Lord stress
She’ll raise a holy stink
Oh, when I think mother-in-law
I think I need a drink

December saw a month of tears
An’ thankin’ God for ice cold beer
To help me stay sane
That woman cut me down like weeds
Her baby deserves better than me
And I’ll never change
It was hard not to find a gun and put it to good use
But I ain’t suicidal and that bitch is bulletproof

When I think mother-in-law
I don’t feel too good at all
I dread each visit, every call
Her voice like a goat caught in a gate
And I’ll know happiness
On the day she’s laid to rest
I know she’ll give the good Lord stress
She’ll raise a holy stink
Oh, when I think mother-in-law
I think I need a drink

I’ve been sleepin’ on the couch since she left
‘Cause when she fin’ly did go
I told her when she got back home
To tell the other demons hello

When I think mother-in-law
I don’t feel too good at all
I dread each visit, every call
Her voice like a goat caught in a gate
And I’ll know happiness
On the day she’s laid to rest
I know she’ll give the good Lord stress
She’ll raise a holy stink
Oh, when I think mother-in-law
I think I need a drink

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My wife said we’ll have a real good time
She’ll only stay a couple of nights
I said “That’s a lie”

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