Cruise Parody - "Booze"

On the 1-year anniversary of "Cruise" hitting number one, here's a parody put together by 10-Pound Hammer (Bobby at Roughstock) and myself. If the words are a bit tough to discern thanks to the ample auto-tune, the lyrics are below!

"Booze"

To get your song on, you gotta sing about the girls and trucks and booze

VERSE 1
Yeah, when I first heard you on my radio station

It heralded the start of an idiotic invasion

Thought, "Oh good Lord, a stupid jam for the summer,
Because that's what we need to make radio dumber"

CHORUS
To get your song on, you gotta sing about  the girls and trucks and booze
To really knock 'em out, sing praise to the South and make a bold shout out or two
To the kings of country, that's a winner
Though you sound like Def Leppard mixed with Skynyrd, yeah
To get your song on, you gotta sing about  the girls and trucks and booze

VERSE 2
If he's nineteen and buzzin' with a head full of nothin'
And drinkin' and drivin with his speakers a-bumpin'
And headed to the field in his pickup, you know
Then singin' 'bout him will make a lot of dough

CHORUS
To get your song on, you gotta sing about  the girls and trucks and booze
To really knock 'em out, sing praise to the South and make a bold shout out or two
As if you sing country, that's a winner
No, you sound like Def Leppard mixed with Skynyrd, yeah
To get your song on, you gotta sing about  the girls and trucks and booze

VERSE 3

When that winter cold starts to retreat

It's time to crank up those hip hop beats, yeah
Just turn it up, play it all night
No one's gonna whine if you mention shine
And girls in bikinis and fire light.

It'll climb the charts, sell big at Walmart

Make sure to thank the Lord, no one cares 'bout art

Man, you sure got the brain in my head numbin'

I sure wish I'd thought of this instead

CHORUS
To get your song on, you gotta sing about  the girls and trucks and booze
To really knock 'em out, sing praise to the South and make a bold shout out or two
To get your song on, you gotta sing about  the girls and trucks and booze
To really knock 'em out, sing praise to the South and make a bold shout out or two
As if you sing country, that's a winner
No, you sound like Def Leppard mixed with Skynyrd, come on!
To get your song on, you gotta sing about  the girls and trucks and booze
Yeah, those girls and trucks and booze