By Trailer and Jeremy Harris
If you don't use American made fireworks to celebrate Independence Day,
Toby Keith will come to your house and put a boot up your ass.
Chase Rice's college football career was cut short due to an injury sustained in a tragic keg stand mishap.
Scott Borchetta doesn't mind if you question his business decisions and ethics,
but if you say one word about his perm he will end you.
The average Luke Bryan fan can type 49 werds per minute.
Jerrod Niemann wants you to know that it was his record label's idea to release "Donkey."
In fact, he didn't even want it on the album. In fact, that's not even him singing on the track.
Seriously, guys.
Colt Ford is a really nice guy until you remind him that his music completely sucks ass.
Tim McGraw wants you to know that it was his record label's idea to release "Lookin' for That Girl." In fact…
Justin Moore only drinks top shelf liquor, unless he's alone and can't reach it.
Martina McBride stopped doing festival dates with bro-country acts
because their fans would all wave American flags during "Independence Day."
In a recent competition to find country music's best looking beard,
Whitey Morgan came in second behind Miranda Lambert.
Kenny Chesney once broke up a clothes-ripping brawl between Faith Hill and Shania Twain
backstage at the CMAs. Said Ronnie Dunn, who witnessed the whole thing, "Chesney's a dumbass."
New country artist Walker Chase Blake hopes to stand out from the crowd with his new rap-tinged
single "Blah blah something about kisses at night or whatever."
Johnny Cash had an amazing collection of 19th century guns and antique books.
Brantley Gilbert has a pretty sweet collection of glass pipes and Juggs magazines.
"New country artist Walker Chase Blake hopes to stand out from the crowd with his new rap-tinged
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... that one made me laugh, a lot.
facts 1 3 5 7 8 and 11 had me rolling! they were all funny though as usual
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