From the Archives: Parody of Brad Paisley's "Water"

ORIGINALLY POSTED JUL 15, 2010

Brad Paisley's "Water" parodied

Blogger

(Parody of Brad Paisley's "Water")

Cantankerous fool full of dead hot air

Twenty-five years old

Snarkin' everywhere

So much pretentiousness to share

As a blogger

Ninety-Five-Thirteen*

With my new friends

We're in the know, or we pretend

Jimmy Wayne is a wuss

I make fun of him

I'm a blogger

Yeah when that comment thread starts to heatin' up

That always serves as proof

We've got traffic up

And folks are clicking through

What that means, I have no clue

Martina, Keith, Bucky and Blake

Are famous so I hate

With style so congratulate

This blogger

You know I have no joy

Yeah if I feel my foot start to tappin' down

And I start to sing out loud

I just punch myself in the ear till I feel the way I should

If it's popular, it's no good

Maybe it ain't fair

And I could be wrong

But I don't care

I even hate this song

I only like what's little known

I'm a blogger

I don't really care if you think I'm weird

That I have no dates

Well, that's pretty clear

You know that pretty girls all fear

Bloggers

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*The dearly departed 9513