Oct 3, 2015
From the Archives: You're Not a Real Country Singer 2
ORIGINALLY POSTED JUN 19, 2012
You're Not a Real Country Singer 2
if you have to tell me how country you are
if your jeans are tighter than
if you wear Axe Body Spray
if you are Jason Aldean
if most of your songs are really hard to play on Guitar Hero.
if you wear $400 designer jeans with designs and flaps on the back pockets
if you use Autotune
if you've never toured in a van.
if you cover Hinder
if you used to look like this:
But now look like this:
...if you don't have a song about murder - @CashFan90
if you wear Affliction, but haven't had any afflictions
if you don't know the lyrics of "Heartaches by the Number" -@TheBenimal
if one of yours songs has been used as a UFC entrance theme.
if you feel a constant need to tell people you're an outlaw -@10lbhammerbp
if you only cover rap and pop songs in concert.
if the only barbed wire that's ever touched your skin is embedded on your bicep.
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