Oct 31, 2015

Halloween Night Music: Rob Zombie - "Living Dead Girl"

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  1. "Why Witches Don't Wear Underwear"
    (© BobbyJoe)

    It's almost time for Halloween, that magic time of year
    When haints and goblins fly about and bring us frightful cheer
    Well, here's a little secret that may give you quite a scare
    It has to do with witches and what they never wear

    (Chorus):
    Witches don't wear underwear, not everybody knows
    If a real strong breeze came by, they'd put on quite a show
    But they have their reasons, 'cause when it's time to zoom
    It helps them get a better grip ... on their broom

    This song may make some curious to try a little test
    But I recommend against it lest you're really extra-blessed
    Don't try to pull their dresses up to see so for yourself
    Or you will surely end up in a jar upon their shelves

    (Chorus):
    Witches don't wear underwear, not everybody knows
    If a real strong breeze came by, they'd put on quite a show
    But they have their reasons, 'cause when it's time to zoom
    It helps them get a better grip ... on their broom

    (Bridge):
    You ask me how I know this, guess it's time to meet my doom
    My mother-in-law stopped by last night and fell right off her broom

    (Chorus):
    Witches don't wear underwear, not everybody knows
    If a real strong breeze came by, they'd put on quite a show
    But they have their reasons, 'cause when it's time to zoom
    It helps them get a better grip ... on their broom

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