It's almost time for Halloween, that magic time of year When haints and goblins fly about and bring us frightful cheer Well, here's a little secret that may give you quite a scare It has to do with witches and what they never wear
(Chorus): Witches don't wear underwear, not everybody knows If a real strong breeze came by, they'd put on quite a show But they have their reasons, 'cause when it's time to zoom It helps them get a better grip ... on their broom
This song may make some curious to try a little test But I recommend against it lest you're really extra-blessed Don't try to pull their dresses up to see so for yourself Or you will surely end up in a jar upon their shelves
(Chorus): Witches don't wear underwear, not everybody knows If a real strong breeze came by, they'd put on quite a show But they have their reasons, 'cause when it's time to zoom It helps them get a better grip ... on their broom
(Bridge): You ask me how I know this, guess it's time to meet my doom My mother-in-law stopped by last night and fell right off her broom
(Chorus): Witches don't wear underwear, not everybody knows If a real strong breeze came by, they'd put on quite a show But they have their reasons, 'cause when it's time to zoom It helps them get a better grip ... on their broom
"Why Witches Don't Wear Underwear"
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It's almost time for Halloween, that magic time of year
When haints and goblins fly about and bring us frightful cheer
Well, here's a little secret that may give you quite a scare
It has to do with witches and what they never wear
(Chorus):
Witches don't wear underwear, not everybody knows
If a real strong breeze came by, they'd put on quite a show
But they have their reasons, 'cause when it's time to zoom
It helps them get a better grip ... on their broom
This song may make some curious to try a little test
But I recommend against it lest you're really extra-blessed
Don't try to pull their dresses up to see so for yourself
Or you will surely end up in a jar upon their shelves
(Chorus):
Witches don't wear underwear, not everybody knows
If a real strong breeze came by, they'd put on quite a show
But they have their reasons, 'cause when it's time to zoom
It helps them get a better grip ... on their broom
(Bridge):
You ask me how I know this, guess it's time to meet my doom
My mother-in-law stopped by last night and fell right off her broom
(Chorus):
Witches don't wear underwear, not everybody knows
If a real strong breeze came by, they'd put on quite a show
But they have their reasons, 'cause when it's time to zoom
It helps them get a better grip ... on their broom