Jan 6, 2016

Country Singer/Professional Wrestler Equivalents


Florida-Georgia Line - New Age Outlaws
Douchey, popular due to hype more than talent, spray tans, wear underwear in public



Shooter Jennings - Spike Dudley
Scrappy, famous last name, under 5'8"



Carrie Underwood - Trish Stratus
Honest, talented, Vegan, ascended to the heights of her chosen profession, generally liked by all



Jamey Johnson - CM Punk
Outsider with insider ties, subversive, loved by the "smart" fans of his chosen profession, left the mainstream to pursue other options that seemingly will never come to fruition



Luke Bryan - John Cena
Seems like a nice guy, says dumb stuff in public, loved and hated in equal amounts, limited move set, A-lister approaching middle age, makes a living shaking ass



Brantley Gilbert - Buff Bagwell
Inexplicably popular, earrings, chains, facial hair, douchey, meathead



Chad Brock - Chad Brock
Wait, that's the same guy...

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