Top 10 More Ways You Can Know a Country Album Sucks Without Listening to It
10. Brand name clearly visible on back of singer's jeans
08. The word "incredible" or "machine" is on the album cover
07. It came free with purchase of wallet/chain set
06. It was released by Curb Records
05. This follows most of the song titles (feat. insert some other artist )
04. More than three of these words appear on the album cover: hook, redneck, beer, twang, outlaws, Chevy, guns, honky
03. The word "titty" is on the cover but there's no parental advisory label
02. Ask Reginald Spears, he'll tell you.
01. It's this album.