When your neighbor won't stop playing
Cole Swindell at a high volume
Hey Barney, can you do your hair like Chase Bryant's?
Waking up the morning after a Lucero concert like...
Dan + Shay is your guilty pleasure?
I wouldn't have told that.
Overhearing your girl say she just pretends
to like Cody Jinks because you do
When some old fart says they don't
make good country music anymore
When you shouldn't have tried
the 'shrooms at the bluegrass festival