Sep 17, 2016

From the Archives: Top 10 Better Ways to Spend $1.29 Than on FGL/Nelly's "Cruise" Remix

Originally Posted April 2, 2013

Top Ten Better Ways to Spend $1.29 Than on FGL/Nelly's "Cruise" Remix


From mactrast.com
09. One bullet to shoot iPhone of whoever buys said song
08. Ear plugs
07. Toss one-hundred twenty-nine pennies into a storm drain
06. Steel Reserve tall boy
05. Stamp and envelope to send Scott Borchetta hate mail
04. Toss $1.29 in change into dryer; enjoy the racket more than said song
Perfect accompaniment to your Steel Reserve tall boy!
03. Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Taco (Duh)
02. Cheap autotune app so you can sound just like FGL
01. Drop quarter and four pennies in toilet, wipe backside with dollar bill

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