Originally Posted Mar 21, 2014
Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear a Brantley Gilbert Fan Say
10. I'm thinking of lowering my truck some; my gas mileage is terrible!
09. I found a typo.
08. Of course I'm current on my child support payments.
07. No thanks, I've drank enough for one night.
06. The United States welfare system is out of control.
05. Only a few more payments and it's all mine. *Not referring to a tattoo.
04. Here's my insurance card.
03. I'm not doing that, you're my sister.
02. Professor, should I double-space my thesis?
01. All the tests came back clean!