Oct 26, 2016

What Your Carved Pumpkin Says About You: 2016 Edition

 Someone who lives here wears an electronic ankle bracelet.
We're handing out candy truck nutz. 

 We're voting for Gary Johnson.
We're listening to Willie.
We might ask for some of your candy.

 Mom can't stand Miranda Lambert.
And she's drunk on White Zinfandel.

 An intelligent and sophisticated person lives here.
Will not give candy to anyone dressed up like Luke Bryan.

We hand out organic candy.
But some of it might be Molly or LSD.

You better have your shots up to date.

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