Apr 15, 2017

Archives: Top 10 Things This Guy Did to Pass as Brantley Gilbert

Originally Posted May 3, 2012

Top 10 Things This Guy Did to Pass as Brantley Gilbert

10. Get business cards with skulls, wings, holographic patterns and dragons printed up from here
 

09. Never be seen in public without carefully sculpted facial hair




07. Change ringback tone to whatever Nickelback's latest single is


06. Polish earrings


05. Wear lots of crosses; not go to church


04. Be mannerly to people who can do something for you


03. When wearing button-down shirts, make sure at least three buttons left undone


02. Visit scrapbooking store for supplies. Transform Wranglers into True Religion jeans in minutes!


01. Say "Hi, I'm Brantley Gilbert, professional poser."

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