"Stick the pink umbrella in your drink..."
When you're at a Lee Greenwood concert
shroomed out of your gourd
Watching the new pop country douchebags file in one by one
Because there aren't enough male/female Americana duos...
When Bobby says Sam Hunt is cool
When you find out Tyler Childers played
in your town two nights ago
When you scare the shit out of Willie Nelson
with a wicked acoustic solo