Showing posts with label ACMs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ACMs. Show all posts

Mar 25, 2021

WandaVision Country Reaction Gifs

What? Why aren’t you gonna watch the ACM Awards?


Do you think Kane Brown is a good country singer?


Describe Niko Moon


Maren Morris starts out with a country song and then never releases another one.


When your first concert in a year is Billy Strings and that contact high hits.


When “Marie Laveau” comes on


Yeah, it’s been so long since I’ve seen a live show, I’ll go see Cole Swindell with you.


When somebody asks what I think of Luke Bryan in polite company


Sep 17, 2020

Spider-Man Country Reaction Gifs

When I hear Dan + Shay

"You heard that new FGL song? It's actually pretty good"

Yep, I've been listening to Lori McKenna again

When you detect shitty snapbeat country in your vicinity

Carrie Underwood & Thomas Rhett tied for ACM Entertainer of the Year???

When you had to watch the ACMs for blog content, but it's finally thankfully over

When the kid wants to hear some Kane Brown

♫ ♬ Write this down, take a little note ♫ ♬

Oh, you think I'm going to turn down the Waylon?

When just about any new male mainstream country singer meets another new male mainstream country singer 



ACMs 2020: (Semi) Snarky Twitter Wrap-Up

The ACM Awards were obviously a more serious and somber affair this year, so the hatin' wasn't as prevalent. That said, here are a few bits of insight and humor from last night's show.




Feb 28, 2020

ACMs Snubbed Jones, Cash, Ray Price, Says Man Who Apparently Time Traveled from the 70s

Larry Jack Pullen of West Memphis, Arkansas, who may be in possession of a device that can transport humans through time, is very upset with the Academy of Country Music awards nominations that were announced yesterday. He took to Facebook to announce his displeasure, saying “No George Jones, Johnny Cash or Ray Price. They are getting awards for ruining Country Music.” The comment was in response to a Facebook post that listed the likes of Thomas Rhett and Luke Combs as 2020 nominees.

When reached by Messenger for comment (I didn't tell him the artists he listed were no longer alive because I assumed he knew), Pullen went on a long rant about the fabric of America, smart phones, and something about “the Chinamen,” before finally getting back around to country music. 

“Riley Green, who’s she? If Johnny Paycheck isn’t up for best male artist, then what the hell is even going on? Nobody respects are elders any more and that’s why Jimmy Carter got elected.”

I asked Larry Jack if he could share the secret of time travel with me, but he said I must be on the reefer to ask something like that. “Your one of them what’s trying to make country music liberal and gay, aren’t you?” he asked. “IF YOU PEOPLE BY GOD RUIN WHAT GLEN CAMPBELL AND CONWAY TWITTY WORK EVERY DAY TO KEEP STRONG I WILL FIND WHERE YOU LIVE and you will regret it!” 

I tried to calm the conversation, but it was no use. “It’s a g***amn shame what their doing.” said Pullen, “I bet Tammy Wynette won’t even be preforming on the show, will she?” When I let him know that Wynette had sadly passed on, he told me to send condolences to her family and let him know where to send flowers. 


*this is based on a real Facebook comment (just the first one) - only the name was changed*

Apr 10, 2019

ACMs Week TwitterFAIL



 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

ACMs Senseless Censorship


Okay, this censorship is actually pretty sensible.

  



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