Top 10 Things Brantley Gilbert Fans are Spending Their Tax Refund on This Year

Top 10 Things Brantley Gilbert Fans 

are Spending Their Tax Refund on This Year

 

10. Skoal Dispenser

 9. New shirt for dates

 8. Expand the family business

7. New church clothes

6. Candles to class up the joint

 5. Some clothes for the kids

4. Bail

3. A dream catcher

 2. Something nice for the woman

 1. Some "cleaning supplies"

Brantley Gilbert Fan eCards: April '16

These are actual YouTube comments from Brantley Gilbert fans. Language warning...

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Profile Questions

(We'll skip the basic "who are you looking for" questions and get to the good stuff.)

Sex:

▢Yes, please

▢How much for 30 minutes?

Relationship status:

▢Single

▢Divorced

▢Open Relationship

▢Spouse in Jail

Which best describes your body type?

▢Chunky

▢Big-boned

▢Shredded and Tatted

▢Meth Chic

What is your sign?

▢Saggyterrorist

▢Pie-sieze

▢I don't know sign language

▢Middle finger

▢Stop

What is your level of education?

▢Junior High

▢9th Grade

▢10th Grade

▢11th Grade

▢GED at the Prison

▢Trade School at the Prison

Which drugs do you do?

▢Weed

▢Crack

▢Flakka

▢Bath Salts

▢Meth

▢Cocaine

▢Spice

▢Ecstacy

▢Shrooms

▢Purple Drank

▢Oxycontin

▢Other Prescription Drugs

▢Whatever I can get

Drink?

▢Constantly

▢Mostly

▢Hourly

Tattoos?

▢Barbed Wire

▢Deer Tracks

▢Truck

▢Guns

▢Confederate Flag

▢Ex

▢Misspelled Stuff

Hobbies?

▢Online Porn

▢Offline Porn

▢Cooking Meth

▢Violating Restraining Orders

▢Illegal Hunting

▢Illegal Fishing

▢Theft

▢Arson

▢Assault

Criminal Record?

▢Rather Not Answer

▢See Hobbies

Favorite Country Singer?

▢Big Smo

▢Brantley Gilbert

▢Colt Ford

▢Haystak

▢The Lacs

▢Mikel Knight

Employment?

▢No

▢Looking

▢Not Looking

▢Cooking Meth

▢Selling Drugs

▢Fencing Stolen Property

Ideal Date?

▢Dinner and a Porn

▢Keg Party

▢Mudding

▢Sex Behind a Dumpster

Which sexually transmitted diseases do you have?

▢The Clap

▢The Clam

▢The Gift That Keeps on Giving

▢The Deadliest Catch

▢The Pox

Brantley Gilbert Fan eCards: January '15

These are actual YouTube comments from Brantley Gilbert fans.

Top 10 Items on Brantley Gilbert Fans' Christmas Wish Lists

In no particular order...

This sticker

Redneck rain gauge

No Wash Underwear

The Crud Report: Country News October 2015

Brantley Gilbert Fan eCards: October 2015

These are actual YouTube comments from Brantley Gilbert fans.

Brantley Gilbert Fan eCards: May 2015

These are actual, unedited YouTube comments from Brantley Gilbert fans.

Brantley Gilbert Fan eCards: March 2015

These are actual YouTube comments from Brantley Gilbert fans.

BG Nation Bret's Amazon Review

 

 

Brantley Gilbert Fan eCards #32 (NSFW)

These are actual YouTube comments from Brantley Gilbert fans. 

Completely unedited this time because sometimes the stupidity just hits harder when it's unfiltered.

Brantley Gilbert Fan Christmas Sweater