Showing posts with label Cruise. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cruise. Show all posts

Dec 15, 2013

Cruise Parody - "Booze"

On the 1-year anniversary of "Cruise" hitting number one, here's a parody put together by 10-Pound Hammer (Bobby at Roughstock) and myself. If the words are a bit tough to discern thanks to the ample auto-tune, the lyrics are below!



"Booze"

To get your song on, you gotta sing about the girls and trucks and booze

VERSE 1
Yeah, when I first heard you on my radio station
It heralded the start of an idiotic invasion
Thought, "Oh good Lord, a stupid jam for the summer,
Because that's what we need to make radio dumber"

CHORUS
To get your song on, you gotta sing about  the girls and trucks and booze
To really knock 'em out, sing praise to the South and make a bold shout out or two
To the kings of country, that's a winner
Though you sound like Def Leppard mixed with Skynyrd, yeah
To get your song on, you gotta sing about  the girls and trucks and booze

VERSE 2
If he's nineteen and buzzin' with a head full of nothin'
And drinkin' and drivin with his speakers a-bumpin'
And headed to the field in his pickup, you know
Then singin' 'bout him will make a lot of dough

CHORUS
To get your song on, you gotta sing about  the girls and trucks and booze
To really knock 'em out, sing praise to the South and make a bold shout out or two
As if you sing country, that's a winner
No, you sound like Def Leppard mixed with Skynyrd, yeah
To get your song on, you gotta sing about  the girls and trucks and booze

VERSE 3

When that winter cold starts to retreat
It's time to crank up those hip hop beats, yeah
Just turn it up, play it all night
No one's gonna whine if you mention shine
And girls in bikinis and fire light.

It'll climb the charts, sell big at Walmart
Make sure to thank the Lord, no one cares 'bout art

Man, you sure got the brain in my head numbin'
I sure wish I'd thought of this instead

CHORUS
To get your song on, you gotta sing about  the girls and trucks and booze
To really knock 'em out, sing praise to the South and make a bold shout out or two
To get your song on, you gotta sing about  the girls and trucks and booze
To really knock 'em out, sing praise to the South and make a bold shout out or two
As if you sing country, that's a winner
No, you sound like Def Leppard mixed with Skynyrd, come on!
To get your song on, you gotta sing about  the girls and trucks and booze
Yeah, those girls and trucks and booze

Jul 24, 2013

New in the FTM Store: Country Songwriter Tailgate Magnets

You know those fridge poetry magnets? Well, these are for tailgates... because where else would a current hit-making country songwriter craft a song? Get your ball-capped buddies together and whip up a new summer anthem in no time with these new Country Songwriter Tailgate Poetry Magnets! All magnets not pictured. Only $9.99 in the FTM Store now!* Ships in 6 to infinite days!



*FTM Store exists, but there are no magnets.

Cole Swindell: Honest Radio Promo Ad

Apr 2, 2013

Top Ten Better Ways to Spend $1.29 Than on FGL/Nelly's "Cruise" Remix



From mactrast.com
09. One bullet to shoot iPhone of whoever buys said song

08. Ear plugs

07. Toss one-hundred twenty-nine pennies into a storm drain

06. Steel Reserve tall boy

05. Stamp and envelope to send Scott Borchetta hate mail

04. Toss $1.29 in change into dryer; enjoy the racket more than said song

Perfect accompaniment to your Steel Reserve tall boy!
03. Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Taco (Duh)

02. Cheap autotune app so you can sound just like FGL

01. Drop quarter and four pennies in toilet, wipe backside with dollar bill

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