Showing posts with label Ed Hardy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ed Hardy. Show all posts

Mar 5, 2013

Lyrical Satirical: Badass



Badass
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Got a chrome bull bar on my F-150
Big shinin' wheels and damn right it's lifted
Got a country hottie, she's drunk and ready
Might get in them cut-offs if she'll let me
Tailgate down in a rutted up pasture
Beer is fine but that jar's a lot faster

If a sip don't burn, it ain't moonshine
If the truck ain't tall, well it ain't mine
If you won't fight, you ain't a man
If you ain't country, ain't worth a damn
If you ain't first, you're closer to last
If you ain't me, you ain't
Badass

Got a part-time job at the uptown Target
If a price changes, damn right I'll mark it
Got a full ride down at the junior college
Still livin' home while I get my knowledge
Got my gated subdivision on a sticker
But that don't mean I ain't an ass-kicker

If a sip don't burn, it ain't moonshine
If the truck ain't tall, well it ain't mine
If you won't fight, you ain't a man
If you ain't country, ain't worth a damn
If you ain't first, you're closer to last
If you ain't me, you ain't
Badass

Bridge
Crankin' A$AP Rocky, textin' on my cell
Wearin' Ed Hardy lookin' bad as hell
Bangin' drunk skanks, not southern belles
Buyin' moonshine off a Kroger shelf

If a sip don't burn, it ain't moonshine
If the truck ain't tall, well it ain't mine
If you won't fight, you ain't a man
If you ain't country, ain't worth a damn
I've never even listened to Johnny Cash
But If you ain't me, you ain't
Badass

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