The Stupidest Things You'll See Today

More Monday Memes: Beyonce, Jesse Daniel, Morgan Wallen

 

Monday Morning Memes: Kane Brown, Walker Hayes, Garth Brooks

The Crud Report: April '24

Country Twitter Wins: March '24

Still More Monday Memes: Hardy, Chris Janson, Beyoncé

Monday Morning Memes: Jason Aldean, John Conlee, Hardy

 

American Pie Country Reaction Gifs

(from the franchise, not just the original)

I wish I didn’t know now what I didn’t know then

Future bro country fans

When you’re about to leave the party but they put on some Waylon and bring out the brownies

“Is it ok to admit I like that new Hardy song a little?”

Baby lock the door and turn the lights down low 

When she says you’re going on a double date to the Sam Hunt concert 

Still better than going to a Kane Brown concert 

When you watch Jelly Roll argue with people on Twitter about his dumb name

Pissin’ in the wind and it’s blowing on all our friends 

Conway Twitty whenever a songwriter pitched him a new song 

When your dad was a roadie for Pure Prairie League

Describe Jason Aldean in three words

The Current Poop of Mainstream Country Radio: March '24

A poop emoji is negative, a strike thru is positive, an asterisk denotes a song where the good attributes and the bad are dead even. 

The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (+3) overall which is an 8 point improvement from December. The best song is Cody Johnson's "The Painter." The worst is Hardy's "Truck Bed," with stiff competition from Kane Brown's "I Can Feel It." Overall, a decent set of songs but nothing to write home about. 

*Note: a few scores changed a bit since Dec. due to songs growing on me or the opposite

Chart info from Mediabase/Country Aircheck.

The Crud Report: March 2024

 

Honest ACM Ad: HARDY

 

Country Twitter Wins: February '24