Overly Politically Correct Americana Songs

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Colonizer House Road - Tyler Childers

Tulsa Female-Bodied Monarch - Emmylou Harris

Oklahoman Offspring - Zach Bryan

Fortune Favors the Privileged - 49 Winchester

Person’s Companion Animal - 49 Winchester

Sex Work Managers and Religious Leaders - Paul Thorn

Satisfied Person With a Uterus Depressive Episode - Lucinda Williams

Transgender Ramblin’ Railroad Blues - Colter Wall

Call a Spade a Spade - Turnpike Troubadours

Squatter - Turnpike Troubadours

Same Manufactured Home, Different Manufactured Home Community (Album) - Kacey Musgraves

Disenfranchised Folx - Flatland Cavalry

Visually Appealing CIS Females - Flatland Cavalry

Aged Male-Bodied Person - Neil Young and Mentally Challenged Horse

Unaliving-Prone Saturday Night - Arlo McKinley

Life of Transgressions Toward an Imaginary Sky Deity - Sturgill Simpson

Long Caucasian Line - Sturgill Simpson

I’d Have to Be Atypical - Sturgill Simpson

I Had a Real Good Gestational and Non-Gestational Parent - Gillian Welch

Likely Christian-Nationalist CIS Woman - The Red Clay Strays

Favorite Albums of 2024: First Quarter Report

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 Someday I won’t be too lazy to write some short review blurbs, but for now, here are my early favorites of 2024.

1. The Droptines - s/t

2. Waxahatchee - Tigers Blood

3. Jonathan Peyton - Nothing Here’s The Same

4. Sierra Ferrell - Trail of Flowers

5. Sarah Jarosz - Polaroid Lovers

6. Old Heavy Hands - Small Fires

7. Shane Smith & The Saints - Norther

8. Taylor Hunnicutt - Alabama Sound

9. Blackberry Smoke - Be Right Here

10. Kacey Musgraves - Deeper Well

11. The Black Crowes - Happiness Bastards

12. Taylor McCall - Mellow War

13. Willi Carlisle - Critterland

Some other early favorites in no particular order:

Amigo the Devil - Yours Until the War is Over

Cody Jinks - Change the Game

The Montvales - Born Strangers

Lizzie No - Halfsies

Ellis Bullard - Honky Tonk Ain’t Noise Pollution

Mery Steel - She’s Back!

JJ Grey & Mofro - Olustee

Schoolboy Q - Blue Lips

Sam Morrow - On the Ride Here

Luke Grimes - s/t

Hurray for the Riff Raff - The Past is Still Alive

Jordan Lee King - By and By

Casper McWade - Something for the Pain

Country Twitter Wins: March '24

Name Dropping Isn't Always Bad

Kacey Musgraves Performs "Too Good to Be True" on SNL

8 New Parody Album Covers ft. Kacey Musgraves, Tim McGraw, etc.

 

Elderly Country Songs: Zach Bryan, Jelly Roll, Faith Hill, etc.

Zach Bryan & Kacey Musgraves

I Remember Nothing

Pat Green

Wheel Me Out of the Dancehall

Grave on Grave

Gretchen Wilson

Redneck Granny

Here for the Bingo

Sciatically Incorrect

Faith Hill

(I Can’t Feel You) Breathe

Let’s Go to Shoney’s

Big & Rich

Save a Horse (Ride a Hoveround)

Lost in This Costco

Comin’ to Your Sitz Bath

Jelly Roll

Save Me (no change)

Son of a Son of a Sinner

Coffin Waitin’ in a Cadillac

Still More Monday Memes: Luke Bryan, Willie Nelson, Kacey Musgraves

The Crud Report: February 2023

Will Ferrell Country Reaction Gifs

When a singer you like is "touring the nation" but not coming within 6 hours of you

Cranking George Jones after a long day at work

10 seconds into seeing what Jelly Roll sounded like before he went pop country

Do you like Sam Hunt, Dan + Shay, Kane Brown, or Thomas Rhett?

Every Charles Wesley Godwin song

Luke Bryan keeps getting older but his song topics stay the same age

Country radio in 2002

The end of Kacey Musgraves' "There is a Light" be like

You touch my Waylon records again and

Unreleased Florida-Georgia Line track