See if you can figure them out. List of songs at the bottom.
Mark Chesnutt "Bubba Shot the Jukebox"
George Jones "The King is Gone (So Are You)"
Hayes Carll "She Left Me for Jesus"
Sturgill Simpson "Turtles All the Way Down"
The (Dixie) Chicks "Goodbye Earl"
Travis Tritt "Here's a Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares)"
Bubba Shot the TouchTunes
©2023 Farce the Music Parody
We were all down at O’Brady’s bar
Tellin' stories if we had one
Someone fired the new TouchTunes up
The song it sure was a bad one
A sweat drop rolled down Bubba's nose
From the cringe the song was inflictin'
And all at once he jumped to his feet
Yelled “You’ve got to be shittin’!”
Bubba shot the TouchTunes last night
Said it played a bad song that got him riled
Went to his truck and grabbed his Armalite
Bubba shot the TouchTunes last night
Bubba ain't never been a fan
Of pop songs with twangy singin’
And he did not care for Thomas Rhett
So he let the bullets go slinging
He bought a round 'til the cops showed up
Was the toast of Beef O’Brady’s
We told him, “You know that was pretty dumb”
But our ears did appreciate it
Bubba shot the TouchTunes last night
Said it played a bad song that got him riled
Went to his truck and grabbed his Armalite
Bubba shot the TouchTunes last night
When the sheriff arrived with his swat team crew
Lookin’ for our troublemaker
He shook his head and said
"Bubba boy, you was always a hater”
A reckless discharge of a gun
And putting the public in danger
Bubba hollered out danger hell
Been worse if Luke Bryan was playin’
Bubba shot the TouchTunes last night
Said it played a bad song that got him riled
Went to his truck and grabbed his Armalite
Well, he shot the TouchTunes
Stopped it with ten shots
Bubba shot the TouchTunes last night
Well, he gave not a single shit
As that song machine died
Wasn’t no Waylon on that list
So it’s premeditated homicide
Bubba shot the TouchTunes
Stopped it with ten shots
Bubba shot the TouchTunes last night
