Showing posts with label Maroon 5. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Maroon 5. Show all posts
Sep 26, 2022
More Monday Memes: Jason Aldean, Stringbean, Nikki Lane, Coe
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Mar 22, 2012
You Suck as a Music Fan Vol. 5
If the only song you like on The Hunger Games soundtrack is the Maroon 5 track
If you think Rascal Flatts is real country music or that Eric Church is a real country music outlaw. - Mitch Norris from FB
If you only go to concerts to sit on your boyfriend's shoulders and show your tits.
If you think the members of Rascal Flatts are men. - Matthew Waga from FB
If you frequently defend the honor of your favorite singer on blogs and message boards - using bad grammar, name-calling and misspelled words.
You stand in the back or the merch table at shows because you think you're too cool or too important. - @cmaccini88
If you have any Brantley Gilbert lyrics tattooed on your body.
If you don't know the importance and influence of Woody Guthrie on American music. - Amy Stillwell Hiser from FB
If you have NO live cuts on your music player. - Kody Mac from FB
If you didn't like Johnny Cash until rappers started mentioning him.
If you request Taylor Swift songs from a female singer-songwriter. - Thomas McAleer from FB
If your favorite rapper has three names and the middle one is "Flocka."
If you've ever been in a fistfight at a Colt Ford show. (or if you've BEEN to a Colt Ford show)
If you namecheck Waylon and don't have a clue who Roy Acuff is (Looking at you Brantley Gilbert) ;) - Rodney Smith from FB
If you drink Bud Light. - Bryan Childs (@autopsy4) from FB
If you request Wagon Wheel, Freebird, Carney Man or anything by Kenny Chesney/Toby Keith at every show you go to, regardless of who's on stage. - Melissa Galvan from FB
If you won't listen to it unless Pitchfork gave it a 8.0 or better.
If you were one of the people watching the Grammy's that tweeted, "Who's Paul McCartney??" - Lee Kelley from FB
If you only listen to bands that radio stations in MS play all day. - @petermicah
If "Your Body is a Wonderland" really speaks to you.
If you've ever referred to the Akins family as "Country Music Royalty" - @ohbuffalo
If you think Whitney Houston (rest her soul) wrote "I Will Always Love You."
If u refer to #redsolocup as an anthem. - @ecaxshowcattle
If you post Jason Aldean lyrics over pictures of nice scenery on Tumblr.
If you've played Brantley Gilbert on the jukebox...or anywhere. - @Evans_GW
If you think @blackberrysmoke is a type of weed. - @ohbuffalo
If you go to a concert to socialize and drink rather than to listen to music. Corollary: You think it's boring when an artists just stands there and sings. (e.g. Strait, Jackson, etc.) - Andrew Lacy from FB
If you only like rappers with a criminal record.
If in the middle of their set...you ask "who are these guys" - Paul Munjoy from FB
If Coldplay is your favorite indie band.
If you have to tell everyone in the crowd how the band changed your life and somehow write songs about you - @nolimitcattleco
If you send your friends pics from the Brantley Gilbert concert, assuming they care - @_redassassin_
If you think Rascal Flatts is real country music or that Eric Church is a real country music outlaw. - Mitch Norris from FB
If you only go to concerts to sit on your boyfriend's shoulders and show your tits.
If you think the members of Rascal Flatts are men. - Matthew Waga from FB
If you frequently defend the honor of your favorite singer on blogs and message boards - using bad grammar, name-calling and misspelled words.
You stand in the back or the merch table at shows because you think you're too cool or too important. - @cmaccini88
If you have any Brantley Gilbert lyrics tattooed on your body.
If you don't know the importance and influence of Woody Guthrie on American music. - Amy Stillwell Hiser from FB
If you have NO live cuts on your music player. - Kody Mac from FB
If you didn't like Johnny Cash until rappers started mentioning him.
If you request Taylor Swift songs from a female singer-songwriter. - Thomas McAleer from FB
If your favorite rapper has three names and the middle one is "Flocka."
If you've ever been in a fistfight at a Colt Ford show. (or if you've BEEN to a Colt Ford show)
If you namecheck Waylon and don't have a clue who Roy Acuff is (Looking at you Brantley Gilbert) ;) - Rodney Smith from FB
If you drink Bud Light. - Bryan Childs (@autopsy4) from FB
If you request Wagon Wheel, Freebird, Carney Man or anything by Kenny Chesney/Toby Keith at every show you go to, regardless of who's on stage. - Melissa Galvan from FB
If you won't listen to it unless Pitchfork gave it a 8.0 or better.
If you were one of the people watching the Grammy's that tweeted, "Who's Paul McCartney??" - Lee Kelley from FB
If you only listen to bands that radio stations in MS play all day. - @petermicah
If "Your Body is a Wonderland" really speaks to you.
If you've ever referred to the Akins family as "Country Music Royalty" - @ohbuffalo
If you think Whitney Houston (rest her soul) wrote "I Will Always Love You."
If u refer to #redsolocup as an anthem. - @ecaxshowcattle
If you post Jason Aldean lyrics over pictures of nice scenery on Tumblr.
If you've played Brantley Gilbert on the jukebox...or anywhere. - @Evans_GW
If you think @blackberrysmoke is a type of weed. - @ohbuffalo
If you go to a concert to socialize and drink rather than to listen to music. Corollary: You think it's boring when an artists just stands there and sings. (e.g. Strait, Jackson, etc.) - Andrew Lacy from FB
If you only like rappers with a criminal record.
If in the middle of their set...you ask "who are these guys" - Paul Munjoy from FB
If Coldplay is your favorite indie band.
If you have to tell everyone in the crowd how the band changed your life and somehow write songs about you - @nolimitcattleco
If you send your friends pics from the Brantley Gilbert concert, assuming they care - @_redassassin_
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