Showing posts with label Martina McBride. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Martina McBride. Show all posts

May 2, 2023

Overly Politically Correct Country Songs: Sawyer Brown, Martina McBride, Cody Jinks, etc.



Cody Jinks - Gestational Parent Song

Same Kind of Mental Illness as Me


Johnny Paycheck - The Only Ruckus My Birthing Parent Ever Raised


Don Gibson - Womxn (Desirable Womxn)


Dwight Yoakam - Guitars, EV Cadillacs


Bill Anderson - Disenfranchised Folx


Trisha Yearwood - Low Income Enclave of Memphis


Paul Overstreet - Seein’ My Second Biological Parent In Me


Sammy Kershaw - CIS Female Royalty of My Large Manufactured Home


Martina McBride - This One’s for All Persons Identifying as Young Females

In My Birthling’s Eyes


Sawyer Brown - The Young Cisgender Males and Me


Hellroys - Those Breasts Aren’t Mentally Challenged


Hank Williams Sr. - (Catcalling an Attractive CIS Female)


John Anderson - Corporate Farm Fowl Pollution Causing Vehicle

African American Sheep


Aug 11, 2022

Number of Co-Writers to Crappiness of Song Ratio 2

 Did this back in 2013. Not an exact science and honestly just cherry picking for clickbait ...many of the best songs were written by 2-3 people, but who cares when you're deriding committee written dreck?



Apr 8, 2020

Top 10 Worst Country Quarantine House Guests


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10. Garth Brooks
Just cries in the corner the whole time.

9. Kacey Musgraves
Smokes up all your weed. 

8. Gary LeVox
In this temporarily ‘nicer’ era of Farce the Music, I will leave this one alone, but you know why he’s here.

7. Martina McBride
High stakes poker games with toilet paper for money. Constantly setting up booby traps and cleaning her AK for when “shit goes down.”

6. Cody Jinks
Won’t stop reminding everyone that The Rock is a big fan. Unfortunately, Ward Davis had to come along too - it’s a package deal.

5. Justin Moore
Constantly needs help reaching stuff in the cabinet and climbing up on the toilet.

4. Mitchell Tenpenny
Your wife won’t come out of the bedroom because “his staring is getting really creepy.” Refuses to wash his hands.

3. Thomas Rhett
Brings over all his kids and their friends, negating the whole social distancing thing. Wants to have Ed Sheeran karaoke contests 24/7.

2. Sam Hunt
Expects you to keep his hair cut and styled for him. Water bill extremely high from washing all his jogger pants. Wants you to be the snap track for him when he’s writing songs. 

1. Shooter Jennings
Eats all your Funyuns. His ‘essential’ luggage is 5 crates of He-Man lunch boxes.
Eats up all the wifi bandwidth playing video games constantly. Conspiracy theories out the wazoo.

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