Showing posts with label Ruston Kelly. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ruston Kelly. Show all posts

Feb 15, 2024

South Park Country Reaction Gifs 3

*language warning, obviously*



That Nashville cop flexing on Chris Young

When they call you a nut for NOT believing a conspiracy theory involving Taylor Swift, Satan, and Travis Kelce

Why isn't your side into Morgan Wallen? At least he sings about country stuff and has a real drummer.

Hey Zeiders!

When mainstream country execs see Luke Bryan's falling numbers

Music reviewers and bloggers, after supper

Name a Ruston Kelly song

When you see Kidd G on your son's Spotify

Tell me one positive thing about Jason Aldean

The week after The Lumineers play in your town

Maren Morris adding some decor to her home

The Farce the Music Facebook comments section when a meme is ever so slightly political

Jan 4, 2024

What Your Favorite Album of 2023 Says About You #3

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Ruston Kelly - The Weakness
You don’t suffer from undiagnosed depression, you revel in every minute of it. Happy songs make you sad. Your friends all think you’re the smartest of the bunch because you got lucky on the ACT in high school. You utter “Hello darkness my old friend” every time you walk into work, but you are otherwise well-adjusted and well liked.



Bailey Zimmerman - Religiously
I don’t know or even care if this even came out in 2023, but you feel the same way. This is your background music for shuffling off to pickle ball practice or a meeting of the Jr. League in your $70k suv that has never seen a spot of mud. Someone recommended Zach Bryan to you, but you found him to be too intelligent. You think you saw Bailey play at the amphitheater last summer but you were so drunk you can’t be sure.



Turnpike Troubadours - A Cat in the Rain
You are a loyal friend. Your musical opinions are not always to be trusted, but your word is gold. You almost said the word “hater” out loud when one of your friends said this wasn’t their best album, but it was awesome to have them back. Your $70k truck is covered in mud …from working.



boygenius - The Record
You are not in my circle of “in real life” friends but you are definitely among my online friends, despite me thinking at least 42% of your political beliefs are loony. You don’t dye your hair anymore, but your bathroom sink is still purple from all the “new yous.” You are a loyal friend.



Zach Bryan - self titled
You are probably not in the lunatic fringe of Zach fans my memes so frequently target. You’re the type of fan who’d gladly spend $500 on a ticket, but also can see and appreciate Zach for his flaws and strengths. Still, every once in a while you click the angry face emoji on one of my memes.



Upchurch - Blue Gene’s
Your $7k truck is covered in mud ….from hasty getaways. Your only steady job the last few years has been selling pills. This is no fault of your upbringing or circumstances, you’re just a dumbass. You are very vocal about other people’s politics, despite not being allowed to vote yourself.



Lil Durk - Almost Healed
You are the real targets of most of my anti-Wallen memes. Look, I know you don’t listen to much country all when you’re driving around in the monstrosity your dad bought for your 15th birthday, but this is a country-music-focused site, and me poking fun at rappers and their fans might get me cancelled. I know it’s your girlfriend who listens to Wallen. Anyway, you’re a dipshit community college kid who failed Spanish for the second time because you were out spotlighting deer and smoking weed the night before.

Nov 9, 2023

Spongebob Country Reaction Gifs 3

What do you call it when somebody says Sam Hunt is a great country singer?

Kane Brown fans after nearly every awards show

🎶

 As you leave you'll see the nursery
Oh, she left me without mercy 

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When you show some old timers what a Dan + Shay looks like

When somebody wearing a Luke Bryan shirt tries to start a conversation on the conveyer at the airport

Zach Bryan fans when he doesn't make any of my year-end lists*
*not exactly true; there are a couple of songs in consideration*

The old timey version of Farce the Music when country music added drums in the 30s

Yeah, I've been listening to Ruston Kelly nonstop, so what...

Spotify announcing new ways to keep small artists from making any money

Seeing Shooter Jennings' thoughts on that Aldean song

Waiting to hear a fiddle on country radio

When you're in Heaven for 5 minutes and it isn't much like Dixie

Jul 20, 2023

Bill Burr Country Reaction Gifs

Country radio station program directors:

Care to read my think piece either for or against Jason Aldean's single "Try That in a Small Town?"

The day I found out Turnpike was getting back together

Even your favorite beer tastes bad if the bar's playing pop country

When Luke Bryan says his songs aren't very deep

When somebody finds the 2 Aldean albums when going through the dusty CD tower in my closet

Me: I only listen to Ruston Kelly over and over because of his voice and skillful songwriting
Them:

Every time I post a Morgan Wallen meme on Facebook and come back to read the comments

What should I write this country Christmas song about?

Me watching the country music culture war rage on

When Aunt Lilly goes to the balloon festival Koe Wetzel concert without looking him up first

Dan + Shay fans be like

Jul 7, 2023

Favorite Albums of 2023: Mid-Year Report

 With rock and rap included. (country only list below)

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1. Lucero - Should’ve Learned by Now


2. JD Clayton - Long Way From Home


3. Jason Isbell & the 400 Unit - Weathervanes

4. William Prince - Stand in the Joy


5. Bully - Lucky for You


6. Metallica - 72 Seasons


7. Country Westerns - Forgive the City


8. Ruston Kelly - The Weakness


9. Pony Bradshaw - North Georgia Rounder


10. Drayton Farley - Twenty on High


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11. Sundy Best - Feel Good Country

12. The War & Treaty - Lover’s Game

13. Jake Worthington - s/t

14. Brit Taylor - Kentucky Blue

15. The Band of Heathens - Simple Things

16. Joy Oladukun - Proof of Life

17. Ritch Henderson - Fallacies & Four-Letter Words

18. Jess Williamson - Time Ain’t Accidental

19. Lance Roark - Better Man

20. Killer Mike - Michael

21. Meg McRee - Is It Just Me?

22. Colby Acuff - Western White Pines

23. Slaid Cleaves - Together Through the Dark

24. Brandy Clark - s/t

25. Jamie Harris - Boomerang Town


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Americana/Country only


1. Lucero - Should’ve Learned by Now

2. JD Clayton - Long Way From Home

3. William Prince - Stand in the Joy

4. Jason Isbell & the 400 Unit - Weathervanes

5. Country Westerns - Forgive the City

6. Ruston Kelly - The Weakness

7. Pony Bradshaw - North Georgia Rounder

8. Drayton Farley - Twenty on High

9. Sundy Best - Feel Good Country

10. The War & Treaty - Lover’s Game

11. Jake Worthington - s/t

12. Brit Taylor - Kentucky Blue

13. The Band of Heathens - Simple Things

14. Joy Oladukun - Proof of Life

15. Ritch Henderson - Fallacies & Four-Letter Words

16. Jess Williamson - Time Ain’t Accidental

17. Lance Roark - Better Man

18. Meg McRee - Is It Just Me?

19. Colby Acuff - Western White Pines

20. Slaid Cleaves - Together Through the Dark

21. Brandy Clark - s/t

22. Jamie Harris - Boomerang Town

23. Muscadine Bloodline - Teenage Dixie

24. Brennen Leigh - Ain’t Through Honky Tonkin’ Yet

25. The Panhandlers - Tough Country

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