Top 10 Things Taylor Swift Might’ve Been Saying in This Picture

10. It’s all going according to plan, ahahahahahahahaha! (evil villain laugh)

9. Can we leave so we can beat the traffic?

8. “Mean” wasn’t actually about Trigger at Saving Country Music

7. It’s all true. I’m only dating you to raise my visibility or your visibility, not sure which. But anyway, yeah… Carl wearing wraparound shades in his F-150 ranting on TikTok is 100% correct. Sorry. 

6. KC BBQ is better than Texas and beans go in chili

5. Reba is doing the national anthem for the Super Bowl and not me?? What exactly am I dating you for?

4. Don’t tell anybody but I think that Ben Shapiro rap song kind of slaps

3. Brittany wants to go out for flaming shots at Poets after this, you in?

2. You really blew that play in the 3rd quarter; you were supposed to pick up the blitz you little bitch.

1. HAIL SATAN

Monday Morning Memes: FGL, Johnny Paycheck, Kane Brown

George Strait Doesn't Care

Walker Hayes "You Broke Up With Me" is So Bad

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Honest Tweets 3: Aldean, McBride, Zac Brown Band, etc.

Our Official Entries in the #OldDominionLids Contest

Trigger showed you his yesterday. Here's ours:

 

Ever Think You'd See the Day?

Popular Country Websites & Blogs: Farced Logos

Pop-Country Microbrews

What if pop-country singers/acts had their own craft beer labels? 

Trigger from Saving Country Music thought this post might be a little

better suited for FTM than SCM and we very much appreciate it.

Brantley Gilbert's Rohypnol Pale Ale

"When you just can't take no for an answer."

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Florida Georgia Line's Antares Auto-Tune Amber

"Order yourself up a pitcher of pitch correction!"

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Blake Shelton's Bastard Ale

"It's not for old farts and jackasses." 

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Tim McGraw's "Truck Yeah" Country Rap Malt Liquor

"It tastes like the tears from McGraw's cries for relevancy."    

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Luke Bryan's "Non-Binary" Beer

"For The Woman In Every Man"

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Justin Moore Short & Stout

"You know. Because he's really, REALLY short."

Potential New Tattoos for Shooter Jennings

When FTM contributor Jeremy met Shooter Jennings at the Moonrunners Festival, he saw the new back tattoo Shooter was in the process of getting. Here, I ponder the possibilities...

The moonrunners.com special edition

Highly Accurate Country Music Pie Charts