Showing posts with label Travis Tritt. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Travis Tritt. Show all posts

Jan 11, 2024

Country Songs Illustrated by AI #3

See if you can figure them out. List of songs at the bottom.


Yeah I poorly added the gun in Photoshop because AI is no fun.







Sammy Kershaw "Queen of My Doublewide Trailer"

Mark Chesnutt "Bubba Shot the Jukebox"

George Jones "The King is Gone (So Are You)"

Hayes Carll "She Left Me for Jesus"

Sturgill Simpson "Turtles All the Way Down"

The (Dixie) Chicks "Goodbye Earl"

Travis Tritt "Here's a Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares)"
 

Mar 14, 2023

Elderly Country Songs: 90s Edition

Travis Tritt
It’s a Great Day to Take a Nap

Here’s a Nickel (Call Someone Who Cares)

The Wytensin Ain’t Workin’ Anymore

Wonky Walking’s What I Do Best


Faith Hill

Let’s Go to Sizzler

This Hip

CT of My Heart


Neal McCoy

The Shakes

Billy’s Got His Readers On


Clay Walker

Do What?

Fore She Was Grandmama

Sleeping With My Eyes Wide Open


Shania Twain

Man! I Feel Like Shit!

Whose Bed Have Your New Balance Been Under

You Win Bingo

Mar 2, 2023

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #68

Me looking over the Billboard country chart

Wanna go see Pony Bradshaw?

When your friend passed out 3/4 into a Lucero concert but he's ready to restart the party

When you find out your cousin is really
into Upchurch and Katie Noel

Trying to read the badly spelled, grammatically incorrect Facebook replies every time I post something about Morgan Wallen

Pop country singer trying to go outlaw

When the band comes out for an encore even though you knew they were going to

When you take over the party's DJing halfway through a Luke Bryan song

Me when normally reserved country artists talk shit about other artists online

Apr 8, 2022

Deadline for Dumbass Summer Pop-Country Singles Rapidly Approaching

Though we’ve barely stepped foot into Spring, the deadline for stupid-ass, shallow, moronic, brand name filled, pandering pop-country summer songs is quickly nearing. With the slow movement of the charts these days, a song released now might have a chance of peaking by late August or early September, unless your name is Luke Combs or Morgan Wallen. 


Word out of Nashville says around 43 B, C, and D-list artists were preparing to drop tunes about skinny dipping, trucks, feet on dashes, cut off jeans, girls in trucks, trucks in mud, bonfires in fields, sex in a field, beer in a truck, and the July moon in the next couple of weeks. Though most of these will never climb into the top 40, the braindead, embarrassing, numbskull summer song is a tried and true tradition for artists every year, even if they’re simply going through the motions. 


Even country legends have fallen into this trite formula in the past, with Clint Black (“Summer’s Coming”) and Travis Tritt (“Girls Gone Wild”) putting out their doofiest, most cringe-worthy songs simply with the hopes that country fans would like to listen to songs about what they’re doing in summer while they’re doing it. 


Up and comer Chance Russell is excited about his forthcoming debut single “Livin’ for the Summer.” “It’s about you know, living, and summer, and making sure to be living for the summer.” said a smiling Russell as he signed off on the final mix, replete with computerized drums and meticulously corrected vocals. 


In writer’s rooms across Nashville, some were still trying to bang out empty-headed bangers at the last minute. 9 dudes were attempting to find a rhyme for ‘hard seltzer’ in one plush office, while 13 guys and one girl were adding some last minute slang to their shit-for-brains summer slapper in the suite next door. 


Other titles to be on the lookout for include:

“Married in Myrtle”

“White Claw Can, Fresh Spray Tan”

“Redneck Vibe Check”

“Dirt Road Drip”

“Left My Heart on Miramar”



Dec 22, 2021

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs: Christmas Edition

When Santa comes through with a vintage Travis Tritt muscle shirt

When your friend starts playing "Hard Candy Christmas" at the Christmas party

When the neighbor kid's rolling coal and cranking FGL in his Christmas present

When you keep asking Santa for that Hank Sr. box set that's out of print

Billy Strings fans on Christmas Eve

When somebody tweets that they're sad Walker Hayes' new album isn't out yet so they can get it for Christmas

If there was a Christmas remix of "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk"

Well excuse me but I think you've got my chair

My present to people who call me a liberal for making fun of Jason Aldean 

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