Showing posts with label Truck Yeah. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Truck Yeah. Show all posts

Oct 10, 2012

Truck Yeah - Parody Lyric





Sucks Yeah

Got Lil' Wayne in here with a name drop
Stumpin' for the white kids who only like hip-hop
Rich guy actin' like a pop-star
When Borchetta's got your back, the shame don't stop
SEC football, Chevys for long hauls, What else can we sell, y'all?
If you follow the crowd and you've never pulled plows
Then you're the folks I'm singing about

You don't care if this sucks, yeah
As long as I say "truck" yeah
Let's throw our hands up yeah
And if you're all dumb enough, I'll have a smash with a song that sucks yeah
I got money out the butt, yeah
But I don't give a what, yeah
Cause I'll make another million off this song that's so crappy
It sucks, yeah

I party in a club that you could never get in
Made more money than you could spend
But you don't care, do you?
I could holler "screw you!"
As long as this sounds cool, no doubt
Got a mid-life crisis, but DJ's play this
Cause I've been around so long
If you like it real fake, make that donkadonk shake
Long as I get paid, I'm happy to say

You don't care if this sucks, yeah
As long as I say "truck" yeah
Let's throw our hands up yeah
And if you're all dumb enough, I'll have a smash with a song that sucks yeah
I got money out the butt, yeah
But I don't give a what, yeah
Cause I'll make another million off this song that's so crappy
It sucks, yeah

I live in LA, drive a car
I don't go to smoky bars
You don't really mind, as you drink your Bud
Crank this in your pickup in the mud
It's ridiculous

You don't care if this sucks, yeah
As long as I say "truck" yeah
Let's throw our hands up yeah
And if you're all dumb enough, I'll have a smash with a song that sucks yeah
I got money out the butt, yeah
Reach down and grab your nuts, yeah
Cause I'll make another million off this song that's so crappy
My fans are vapid
This sucks, yeah

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Sep 17, 2012

Lyrical Satirical: Jesus in My Truck



Jesus in My Truck
©2012 FTM Lyrics

If Jesus showed up at my house
And wanted to go ridin' round
I'd tell him hop on in
My Chevy with the big ol' tires
Man, it couldn't ride much higher
I'd play some Cash for Him

Chorus
And we'd roll with the windows down
Them gravel roads outside of town
Then throw a line and catch some bream
And He could feed all of my friends
And turn water to Miller Lite
Nobody'd be in the mood to fight
And my pickup would never get stuck
With Jesus in my truck

I'd introduce Him to my girl
Thank Him for cut off jeans and squirrels
And Skoal and camoflauge
We'd watch the Ole Miss Rebels play
And maybe once they'd win a game
Then we'd go haul some logs

And we'd roll with the windows down
Them red dirt roads outside of town
Then throw a line and catch some bream
And He could feed all of my friends
And turn water to Miller Lite
Nobody'd be in the mood to fight
And my pickup would never get stuck
With Jesus in my truck

Bridge
He wouldn't pick no city boy
No hipster with no Prius car
Cause Jesus likes to keep it real
In a full-size with a chrome roll bar

And we'd roll with the windows down
Them gravel roads outside of town
Then throw a line and catch some bream
And He could feed all of my friends
Then we'd go out and meet my folks
Maybe He'd bring back my ol' dog, Smoke
Man I tell you it wouldn't suck
Truck no, it would never get stuck
With Jesus in my truck

Aug 28, 2012

Truck No: The T-Shirt



And no, I'm not selling those. Wish I'd come up with 'em though!

Jul 25, 2012

3 Up 3 Down: July 2012




3 Up


Zac Brown Band - The Wind
Unfortunately, it seems the band led off this new album's single era with the best song of the bunch. That doesn't do anything to blunt the impact of this thoroughly enjoyable, heart-racing bluegrass pop-country tune. Probably one of the best commercial country songs of the year.
A


Lee Brice - Hard to Love
I've read people comparing this to a couple of Tom Petty songs, but I don't really hear it. What I hear is an undeniably catchy, honest-sounding modern country song that veers a little too close to adult contemporary at times, but still stands above the fray. It's well-written, decently performed and thankfully free of trucks, cutoffs and beer.
B


Jerrod Niemann - Shinin' On Me
This is hardly, barely a country song, but it just sounds so damn cool. Niemann's laid-back delivery, left-of-center instrumentation and the crisply askew production makes this winner of a summer song, avoiding nearly all the cliches so common to this season on commercial country radio. Is it the best written song ever? Of 2012? Of this month? Probably no to all of those, but it's darn sure a treat for the ears.
B+

3 Down


Little Big Town - Pontoon
I hope that's out of their system now. This is a talented band. I'm not sure why they took the easy route to.. oh wait, yeah I do: $$$. These guys have great voices and up to this point have released pretty decent singles. This dunderhead song broke that streak. It's a lockstep summer anthem with nary an original thought and a goofy "motorboatin'" hook to hook the teens and pervs. Not really anything redeeming about this song. Do better, LBT.
D-


Tim McGraw - Truck Yeah
What else can be said, really? I could copy and paste all the synonyms for "feces," but I already did that the time Bucky Covington covered Nickelback. Can you believe this is actually worse than that? It's improbable but true. Also, if Tim continues in this direction, he will easily overtake Luke Bryan and Brantley Gilbert on FTM's shit-list within months. For the love of all things decent and good, Tim, stop this. You're embarrassing yourself.
F-


Blake Shelton - Over
It's not that this is such a horrible song, but it's a mediocre potboiler right at the time Shelton should be delivering massive hits to cement his place as an A-Lister (please shape up Blake! I'd rather have you as an A-Lister than Luke Bryan!). It's a position-holder to keep his brand on the charts and his name in listeners' ears. Blake is at the apex of his fame - shouldn't he use this position to cut and record the best Nashville songwriters have to offer? This is fluff that nobody will remember in… yep, already gone. I honestly can't make this song play in my head even after listening to it for review. It's that forgettable.
C-

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