Tomorrow is 90's Country Day

Join us as Photocrap travels back to the decade of big hats, surprisingly big hair (80's hangover) and colorful shirts for tomorrow's double stash of Honest Album Covers. It's 90's Country Day. Yeehaw.

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MuzikMafia Day

Monday stash of honest album covers

An honest tattoo seen at yesterday's Nationwide Nascar race

Based on what you've seen here, you probably think I hate all music, but that's not true. I live, breathe and love music. I even dig many of the artists I make fun of (not you, R Kelly). Anyway, as another non-humor aside, here are my top 30 albums of '08 to this point. Feel free to chime in with your faves.

1. Drive-by Truckers - Brighter Than Creation's Dark
2. Kathleen Edwards - Asking For Flowers
3. The Hold Steady - Stay Positive
4. Hayes Carll - Trouble in Mind
5. Jamey Johnson - That Lonesome Song
6. Sun Kil Moon - April
7. Reckless Kelly - Bulletproof
8. Fleet Foxes
9. Justin Townes Earle - The Good Life
10. The SteelDrivers
11. Mudcrutch
12. Drag The River - You Can't Live This Way
13. Vampire Weekend
14. Aaron Watson - Angels and Outlaws
15. Damien Jurado - Caught In The Trees
16. The Black Crowes - Warpaint
17. Lil Wayne - Tha Carter III
18. Paul Thorn - A Long Way From Tupelo
19. Candlebox - Into the Sun
20. Old 97s - Blame It On Gravity
21. Roger Clyne & The Peacemakers - Turbo Ocho
22. Langhorne Slim - s/t
23. The Black Keys - Attack and Release
24. Nada Surf - Lucky
25. Snoop Dogg - Ego Trippin'
26. Chris Mills - Living In The Aftermath
27. Trent Willmon - Broken In
28. R.E.M. - Accelerate
29. George Strait - Troubadour
30. Alan Jackson - Good Time

And I just got Chris Knight's "Heart of Stone" in the mail so it'll certainly be on this list soon.

Looking forward to the new Darius Rucker country album

Here's the cover, a Photocrap exclusive!

Completely random Friday stash

Odd and ends honest album covers

Thanks for stopping by

I had no idea this blog would catch on at all. I originally envisioned Photocrap as just a "museum" of sorts to house the album covers I'd already designed, but it turned into something more. And now, three and a half weeks after installing a stat-counter, I've had 2,000 hits. Wow. I truly appreciate the visits! Thanks for putting up with my 'crap.

A parody

I'm sure these guys are very nice people, but I really don't care for most of their songs, especially their latest hit.

God, My Head
(Parody of Rascal Flatts' "Bob That Head")

God, my head
Awwh, Awwh, ah
No-no, hell no

What is this crap
Oh no, Rascal Flatts
Corn pone hip hop
Lord I wish that it would stop
Just so I could
End this nausea
But I can't change the station
It's like a car wreck
I'm a rubberneck
This song's a fist
And I'm a masochist

[CHORUS]
God, my head
When they play that song
Gonna spew my supper
Stomach ain't that strong
Givin' the radio that FU sign
Hey go to hell, DJ
Every time it plays
God, my head
Aw man, God, my head
God, my head

I think country died
By the second line
Feelin' uneasy
This thing's so cheesy
Speakers rattlin'
My good taste battlin'
For goodness sake
If I ain't mistaken
Verse two's about
Some gal goin' down
Oh my

[Repeat Chorus]

Come on, what's wrong
Who approved this stupid song
Don't it make you queasy

[CHORUS]
God, my head
When they play that song
Gonna spew my supper
Stomach ain't that strong
Givin' the radio that FU sign
Hey go to hell, DJ
Every time it plays
God, my head
Aw man, God, my head
God, my head
Come on, pass the Tylenol
Can't take this at all
God, my head
God, my head
Every other tune
God my head, God my head
Man oh man

New release Tuesday_

Some Monday honest covers

Office tattoo

Revisiting American Idol covers past + 1 new

Out of sheer laziness, and for those who might not have seen some older 'crap, I'm stretching Photocrap Idol to another day, by revisiting some honest album covers I've posted in weeks past and adding one new AI honest album cover.

"Honest Album Covers" American Idol Friday