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Concept by CM Wilcox of Country California

Jake Owen Parody

This parody is exceptional.... exceptionally sophomoric.

Don't Think I Can Doo Doo
(Parody of Jake Owen's top 10 hit, "Don't Think I Can't Love You")

I'm learnin' the hard way real late tonight
That beer and greasy food don't agree
And there's a few things that a stomach can't grind
The best things in life are stuck in me

Chorus:
Oh no, I should not have had those onion rings
No nachos with peppers, no pecan ice cream
Man I'll tell you right now there's a whole lot that just won't flow through
My butt's strainin', don't think I can doo doo

And now I'm on the throne and I'm gruntin' in pain
Hair slicked down cause I'm feelin' the heat
And as tight as I am, I can't pass a grain
So sweaty I might slide off the seat

Chorus:
Oh no, I should not have had those buffalo wings
No 12 pack of Coors, no ham and cheese things
Man I'm hurting right now there's a whole lot that just won't flow through
My butt's strainin', don't think I can doo doo

And no, I should not have had those onion rings
Think I'm gonna need a suppository
Cause I'll tell you right now that nothin' is gonna flow through
Oh baby, baby, baby, my butt's strainin', don't think I can doo doo

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Best of '09 So Far

Here's another update of my favorite albums of the year thus far, which I'll do monthly. This is very much a fluid list... I haven't had time to fully digest everything so the rankings will definitely change. It's looking like another great year for tunes though, as was 2008. Feel free to comment with your own list or make suggestions for stuff I should check out!

01. Ben Nichols - The Last Pale Light in the West
02. Justin Townes Earle - Midnight at the Movies
03. The Gourds - Haymaker!
04. Phosphorescent - To Willie
05. Scott Miller - For Crying Out Loud
06. U2 - No Line on the Horizon
07. Strand of Oaks - Leave Ruin
08. Jason Isbell and The 400 Unit - s/t
09. The Deep Dark Woods - Winter Hours
10. Doug Burr - The Shawl
11. M.Ward - Hold Time
12. Mark Olson and Gary Louris - Ready for the Flood
13. The Derek Trucks Band - Already Free
14. Neko Case - Middle Cyclone
15. Bruce Springsteen - Waiting on a Dream
16. Dierks Bentley - Feel That Fire
17. Husband and Wife - Dark Dark Woods